I think you do that by inserting it into a copper pipe. :rofl:

Why on earth would I hate you? Why on earth would I bother wasting so much of my energy on hating anyone, let alone some stranger on the internet? Oh and why on earth should I praise you anyway - I'm not your mother.

But this comment proves my point. Stop being such a whining victim - it's not an attractive trait, and it could so easily be remedied. If you're happy to be single and unattractive to women because of the choices you've made, then stop bloody going on about it!


Back to penises.....I love 'em.....they're soft and hard at the same time! Yay!

I didn't say you hated me. You didn't like my motivations on why I don't chase after women who are super skinny with fake boobs.



Ok maybe I am whining, but I don't see myself as a victim. Victim would imply that I didn't deserve this. I think you make it quite clear I do deserve a life of celibacy.



Yes, Lula, it could be. I could go out and find me a nice girl who is willing to have sex with me simply becuase I'm such a nice guy!



I'm happy being single. It beats the alternative of being in a loveless, sexless relationship.

I'm not happy about being unattractive, and I have been working on what I can to make myself at least more attractive. Mainly becuase I feel a lot better about myself when I don't weigh 270 pounds and I have a positive cash flow.



But you don't like all penises. I think that was my point.

I don't see how you don't find it ridiculous to tell me that there could exist one woman who could be attracted to a guy like me. And no, I do think it rather silly to say all women are attracted to one type of guy.

All I'm saying is that my small penis may have been a factor in the four different women that I have gone down on and find an excuse to get up and leave after she came (or she could have faked an orgasm I really wouldn't know to be honest.)

And believe or not I used to like to cuddle, but over the past few years I looked back and realized just how many times I had a girl in my life who was willing to hop into bed with me for platonic cuddling only to have it lead no where because you know she has a boyfriend she really loves, but he doesn't like to cuddle. When I was young and stupid I thought maybe this meant she likes me too that eventually I'd get somewhere. No it meant I was a pillow to her and nothing more.

And you'd be surprised the number of times I've gone out with a girl a few times only to find out she has a boyfriend.

And finally, I love how Loula assumed that I was single becuase I ignore the less attractive ladies. As if all men were attracted to the same kind of women. I hear that on a daily basis too, but no one calls them on it since it's common knowledge men are all brainwashed by pornography and the media to only find anorexic women sexy.

CunningLinguist
Dude give it a F'in break already you've decided you are a fat pathetic loser with a small dick. No one here has told you this. You claim you are happy this way but then make a bunch post about how bad you have it. This tells me you are not happy this way. You claim there isn't anything you can do about it. That's good for you it the easy way out. That way you can sit a wallow in misery.

I think you guys could bitch at eachother in PM. I came here to see about some dicks!

Hey, I've got one of those!!! :nod:

:D

I do too! Anyone want to see it?

Back on track..
 

Getting back on track with the purpose of the thread.. here's mine.. :)



you can look at it from the website and then compare here to on the site...

http://www.pixies-place.com:81/foru...achmentid=49111

does it look like it captured it fairly well?

If ya got 'em post 'em! :D

Works for me :p

Yes it does appear to be working for you ;)

Here's my dick pics. :boink:

OMG......I know them Dick's. :D

The I prefer the Dyke :D

/me hands out tshirts

and sunblock

Word on the street is that the PC police are insisting he change his name to Penis van Lesbian...

not having a penis made me think i wouldnt be able to take part in this excellent thread. however, a stroke of genius led me to realise that i could compare my vibrator to the chart, and see which pornstars i can pretend to be fucked by. wahey!

its above average. waaay above :p

You know being away due to no internet sux. Anyway to add to this thread my girlfriend thinks that I don't need to compare myself to any porn star guys. So I don't, she is happy with how it works and that is all that matters. And besides comparing yourself to guys in porn can be a tad disturbing, I mean why would you compare? Afraid you don't quite measure up? Pun intended......

Now you have to link it Emzo :P :)

And by "link" we mean "make a movie of". :D

Emzo TMI lol but interesting .... sob I'm still average

cant go wrong with average!

Above average is nice too ya know.