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Shadozfire 06-13-2007 07:14 PM

Lixy--I do not get it either. :banghead: I also agree that if the guy is less than stellar, that it could hurt me more. I did make it official today that I will NOT be taking a date.......

CunningLinguist 06-14-2007 09:30 PM

Oh damn. I'm only two hours away in Beaumont, and I've lived in Texas all my life, and never heard of a work situation where you had to bring a date. Then again, it's been years since I've worked in a professional setting so maybe things are different now?

Of course, I would be a poor choice since I am a complete stranger, and I've never been to a cocktail party so I would have no idea about the protocol for such situations.

Plus, you did stipulate that you needed someone handsome, and well, let's just say witty conversation is my strong point.

Though, I would have no idea why an attractive woman would have any problem finding a date even as a small favor in a city as large as Houston.

I wish I would have known sooner. I could have looked around for you.

Edit: Oh and I recognize the irony in my signature.

CunningLinguist 06-14-2007 09:35 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by LixyChick
I really am so perplexed by this.

What in the world could be the reason for wanting everyone to be hooked up with someone? Is she testing your sexual preferences? Is she anti-gay or something?


You know, I do know a guy who was fired from his job for being gay. Even said so on his pink slip. God Bless the American South!

I just thank the gods I don't have to deal with this at my job. I made the choice to not date anymore, and it's pretty sad that even in 2007 when a person hears that a man is a 28 y/o confirmed bachelor they automatically assume gay.

Shadozfire 06-16-2007 07:43 PM

Tonight is the dinner and I did not go. I get to use the wonderful excuse of heavy rain and thunderstorms! No way am I going to get out with the possibility of flash floods! If I catch Hell, I catch Hell.

CunningLinguist 06-17-2007 01:38 AM

I don't blame you. It really was one of those you'd have to be an idiot to drive in this kind of weather.

Though the more I think about your boss's inane requests to bring a handsome man to a cocktail party and threaten you with "bad for your career" if you don't just sounds too creepy.

It's pretty sad when the best case scenario I can think of is maybe this was a "car key" party?

And yeah, booze + co-workers is always a bad combination.

Shadozfire 06-17-2007 04:20 PM

There are definitely a few of my co-workers I would love to see after a few drinks....

CunningLinguist 06-17-2007 07:36 PM

You know for the first time I'm in an all male workplace.

And since most of them are missing teeth, I see them all sweaty and grimy after working, and I'm 100% heterosexual, I can say that there is no one at work I'd fool around with.

First time it's ever happened in my life.

Maybe I'm growing up... :thumb:

Shadozfire 06-17-2007 07:51 PM

Wow and I work with mostly women....I would trade ya but that whole sweaty and toothless part pretty much turned me off lol.....

Booger 06-17-2007 10:35 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Shadozfire
Wow and I work with mostly women....I would trade ya but that whole sweaty and toothless part pretty much turned me off lol.....



What sweaty and toothless dosen't turn you on?

Shadozfire 06-18-2007 02:31 PM

Can't say that it does much for me. You?

Booger 06-18-2007 02:43 PM

I don't know something about a toothless blow job has always intrigued me.

CunningLinguist 06-18-2007 04:07 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Shadozfire
Wow and I work with mostly women....I would trade ya but that whole sweaty and toothless part pretty much turned me off lol.....


Oh the sweat isn't the worst part. It's the fact that it's fiberglass is even worse.

Well, don't worry. I got all my teeth. Yeah let's totally trade! I'll come out the winner!

CunningLinguist 06-18-2007 04:08 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Booger
I don't know something about a toothless blow job has always intrigued me.


Yes, but a toothless guy couldn't gently nibble on her clit or her nipple.

Shadozfire 06-18-2007 04:11 PM

.....what CL said! "Yes, but a toothless guy couldn't gently nibble on her clit or her nipple."

Oh and booger...i am sure when your honey is 70 you will get to find out what a toothless blow job is like!!! LOL.

Aqua 06-18-2007 04:35 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Shadozfire
.....what CL said! "Yes, but a toothless guy couldn't gently nibble on her clit or her nipple."

Oh and booger...i am sure when your honey is 70 you will get to find out what a toothless blow job is like!!! LOL.

:eek:

But it's true.

Shadozfire 06-18-2007 04:42 PM

Or he could go to any truck stop in the US and pick up a lot lizard....see Booger there are options out there for ya!

Scarecrow 06-18-2007 07:45 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by CunningLinguist
Yes, but a toothless guy couldn't gently nibble on her clit or her nipple.



Do you to bet on that? LOL

Shadozfire 06-18-2007 07:46 PM

It would probably be more like gentle gumming......

sodaklostsoul 06-18-2007 10:47 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Shadozfire
Or he could go to any truck stop in the US and pick up a lot lizard....see Booger there are options out there for ya!

Excuse me!!!!!!

[Oh and booger...i am sure when your honey is 70 you will get to find out what a toothless blow job is like!!! LOL]

Since I've got PMS really bad right now, I've decided to walk away from this thread before I really type what I want to say which isn't nice.

CaliDreamin 06-19-2007 08:21 AM

Crazy..........
 
I can't believe there are 4 pages in this thread. If this is your only problem in life you really don't have any!

I would hate to see a REAL issue in your life! I also don't understand one thing - you go from one extreme to another. If these are god complex surgeons on one hand how are they backwards southerners the next? That seems like a contradiction and certainly an insult to one or both groups.

It really seems like a lot of nothing considering all the real problems in the world.

osuche 06-19-2007 10:28 AM

OK, CaliDreamin....you're certainly entitled to your opinion, but in general flaming is not how we operate on Pixies.

It can be very difficult being a single woman - especially a single woman over 25 - and dealing with the social issues of who to bring to a party when everyone else you know is married. It's emotionally stressful.

At no time did any of us attempt to compare the situation to solving world hunger (in terms of order of magnitude). However, Shadozfire asked for suggestions and we gave them to her. That's what Pixies is about - being friendly and helpful.

Aqua 06-19-2007 12:12 PM

There are many advice threads here that 'are nothing considering all the problems in the real world'. But they are real problems in each of are own worlds. SF has been living in Texas for only a short time and was told she needed to be at this event and she needed to have a respectable date. It's bad enough trying to meet new people and make new friends... then your boss demands you bring a date to a work function. :huh:

Anyway, as osuche said, Pixies is about being friendly and helpful.

Oh, and sexy. Let's not forget about that. :D

Loulabelle 06-19-2007 01:57 PM

((((((((((((((Aqua and Osuche)))))))))))))

I'd just like to add that scary outmoded sexist bullshit in the work place IS a pretty big issue. If there were REAL sexual equality across the world, who knows how fewer REAL problems there'd be. If women were more respected, and their opinions and suggestions heeded perhaps there would be less war, fewer rapists, less child abuse, fewer car accidents, no honour killings within certain cultures etc etc.

Get my point?

Oh and if you're here to talk about serious issues, I suggest you stay out of the general chat, general sex talk, smut games, pictures of women, pictures of men, pictures of couples, requests and all stories threads. Was it not made clear to you that this is a sex site when you joined?

Aqua 06-19-2007 02:04 PM

Very good point Lou. :molest:

jseal 06-19-2007 02:07 PM

... and a whole lot more!

Bicycles - Advice Please

Baggage checking

Wisdom tooth post-op ????

New Computer...Is This A Good Deal?

CunningLinguist 06-19-2007 04:27 PM

Wow and I thought I was an asshole?

Ok, seriously, the title of the thread isn't like "Help, I'm Lonely and Men all Avoid me or Ignore me!"

No, It has to do with the phenomenon in Southern Culture that is arrogant, classist, and sexist.

Of course, if he bothered to read the first post, he would find out that the real problem has to do with work.

I've lived in Texas all my life, and I managed to not get my panties in a knot over the "backwards southerners" comments becuase I know I ain't one.

And finally, one could be an accomplished surgeon, lawyer, scientist, etc. and still come across as an ignorant redneck.

Shadozfire 06-19-2007 06:39 PM

Wow, did I stir up a hornet's nest or what?

(((Soda)))--I am sorry hon, it was not meant seriously and I hope that you can accept my apology.

Cali--If something jeapordizes my job or career, then yes, to me it is serious. I see that you are new to the site and let the rest of your rant go, but please know in the future that Pixies are a family and as such we get to inundate each other with our problems (no matter how small or trvial they seem to others) in hopes that one of the family members can help make sense out of it.....

Osuche--Thanks hon!!

Aqua--VERY SEXY INDEED!

Lou--AMEN SISTER!!! From you lips to the Texan's ears!

Jseal--You forgot to include my thread where I wanted ideas about new sex toys that ONLY had TWO pages of responses!!! What is up with that??? LOL Cuz you know that is a REAL problem when you can't decide which toy to buy next!!

CL--No you ain't a backwards southerner! ;)

Thank you all for your support!!!!! :x: (((PIXIES))) :x:

CunningLinguist 06-19-2007 06:47 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Shadozfire
CL--No you ain't a backwards southerner! ;)


Thanks. It's one more reason I'm moving to Austin aka East California.

jseal 06-19-2007 06:49 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Shadozfire
... you know that is a REAL problem when you can't decide which toy to buy next!! ...

Shadozfire,

Yesm! Too true!

Shadozfire 06-19-2007 06:54 PM

CL--I know why you want to go to Austin..........Home to Sandra Bullock though Jessie might kick your butt.

Jseal--Especially anal toys......Fun Fun Fun FUN!

Shadozfire 06-19-2007 07:09 PM

Oh yeah----I forgot to tell you guys what the end result of me not going was (DUH)----I am on indefinite silent treatment from her. Better than the alternative, but with her it is scary as you do not know when she is going to get you with of the snakes on her head!

CunningLinguist 06-19-2007 07:10 PM

I had no idea she was from Austin, and I'm like one of those people who goes "You know Paul Wall is from Houston right?" and this is the Mexican Restaurant ZZ Top sang about.

Though yes, pretty girls were a reason though. :-P

Shadozfire 06-19-2007 07:30 PM

CL--Just trying to be helpful!

Aqua 06-19-2007 07:49 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Shadozfire
Oh yeah----I forgot to tell you guys what the end result of me not going was (DUH)----I am on indefinite silent treatment from her. Better than the alternative, but with her it is scary as you do not know when she is going to get you with of the snakes on her head!

Hey now... some of us like girls with snakes on their head. :D

Shadozfire 06-19-2007 07:51 PM

Aqua--And some of us girls REALLY love the one-eyed snakes!

sodaklostsoul 06-19-2007 09:23 PM

It's ok Shadozfire, I should have stayed away from Pixies all together with the mood I was in. I'm better now. :)

Shadozfire 06-19-2007 09:29 PM

Soda--Glad to hear it hon!!!


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