i love that! i'm gonna teach it to my girl.

Ah yes...18*mumblemumble*...not a good year for pussytwats.


But an important time in the rise of the peckercocks. :D

onward pekckerco-o-ocks...marching into twats
with the stiff reso-o-olve, spewing lots and lots
cocks, my yummy lollipops, in my mouth they go
forward into ba-a-tle, see them poised to blow.

i did not learn that in school. :p
:roflmao:





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and now for something completely different.

my mother and your mother were out hanging clothes
my mother punched your mother right in the nose
what color was the blood?

PURPLE!

p
u
r
p
l
e
and
you
are
not
out
un-
less
i
keep
mak-
ing
up
words
to
this
game
un-
til
you
are
the
one
i
want-
ed
to
be
out.

:D

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

OMG...I've just learned I might be a communist! :yikes:

I'm not all that materialistic, but I am an atheist, so I guess that would make me a not-so-good communist (according to those editing the Pledge of Allegence).

However, what other not-so-good communist do you know that attended Vacation Bible School and Sunday School as a child? :huh:

Not only did I attend, but I had to memorize the books of the Old Testament in order to earn my bible. I can recite them whenever prompted...so DON'T prompt me! I've yet to find the "delete" button in my brain to rid me of the books. I could REALLY use that brain space now!

And you thought I got off topic again...huh? :hippy:

I’m sure we have all learned in one school or another, even if it were the school of hard knocks, that communism is a political ideology advocating a classless society, the abolition of private ownership and all sources of wealth and production being collectively owned and controlled, while atheism is the belief that there is no god. One is an ideology, while the other is a theological claim. It seems plausible that, following the fall of the Soviet Union there were far fewer communists, while the number of “people of faith” - be they theists or atheists – need not have changed significantly one way or another.

As I recall (from Sunday School perhaps?), the early Christian church, a faith filled and religious group if ever there was one, was a communist society. Acts 2, 44 – 45.

Faith need not mark out people that we would term “religious”. An example is that to be an atheist requires a great leap of faith, that is, to assent to the unprovable statement, the uprovable premise that no God exists. So, in fact, an atheist and a theist are both people of faith, they are both believers. It just happens that the formers belief is negative, while the latter is affirmative. Additionally, being an atheist need not be the same as anti-religious.

Does this mean we're not talking about the Harlan Goat anymore? ... or Kipling ... or Frost, even? :shrug:


:rolleyes2

Here's the one I am trying to teach my boys:

so much depends
upon
a red wheel
barrow

glazed with rain
water

beside the white
chickens.

William Carlos Williams

dicksbro,

How about this one I recall (not directly) from Euclid?

"A chief had three daughters. When they came of age, he married them off."

"With the first he gave as a wedding gift, a beautiful Black Bear hide for power. He gave a Deer’s’ hide to the husband of the second. At the wedding of the third daughter, the apple of his eye, he gave the happy couple a truly dazzling gift! It was a hippopotamus hide rug which the chief had just received in trade with one of those newly discovered White Men."

"In due course, the first squaw gave birth to a healthy son. A son was also given to the second squaw. The third squaw, however, had twins!"

"Now class, does anyone know why?"

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"Didn’t ANYONE prepare Proposition 47 for today’s class?"

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"You there! Little Johnny! Can you tell me why the Chief’s third daughter had twins?"

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“Um... er... ah, is it because the Squaw on hippopotamus is equal to the Sum of the Squaws on the other two hides?"