I wish to firmly plant my babymaker in her love canal.

Must be the shorts. lmfao

Having very recently been an 18 year old boy, I know for a FACT there's nothing innocent about you, Ken. No 18 year old boys are 'innocent'.

Hah! I've called ye out! :D

Am too! Women just really like to take advantage of me... alot... I swear :nod: ...

nose....i have a cold

Mouth. I'd like a bj.

Any. I'm just horny, I'll take what ever I'm getting cause aunt Flo has arrived. Grr.

My... "hoohoo" (i believe is the allowed terminology). I'd just like some no-frills sex right now.

I'm not very "frilly" myself. :D

I'd settle for absolutely ANYTHING!!!

Reaper I think the correct terminology would be hoohaa.... and may I ?

You and me both :( . It'd have to be mouth for me at the mo, lol

Well, so far in the past 24 hours I've had it in all 3. Period sex is not for me! Just looking at him covered in blood turns my stomack. He may pretend he doesn't mind but I can't stand it. So its oral/anal or nothing!

Pussy...wet and hot.

:p

How about the 17th hole at Pebble Beach.































LOL I'm suprized no one has said this before now

How about the 5th at Allaire.... my one and only hole in one

I've had all three in the past week. Wife is in the shower right now I think I may pounce.

Anyone that is hot and wet.

That long & narrow gap between the souls of your feet, please. :hot:


While you finger your pussy. :faint:

I'll take just about any hole I can find.

(does that make me a male slut???)



As far as golf holes go, Pebble Beach is nice, I'd take one from there, but personally I'd want one from St. Andrews.

What's that about the male slot? :confused:

WI,
What male slot? :confused:

I'm not the one wearing the Kilt?

The hole in my heart seems to be the only one in my life right now

I'd settle for a hug, or a good kiss to make me forget

:kisser:




Probably not what you had in mind, huh? :p

Was just in St. Andrews today, not golfing though.


Hmmm... right now I'll go for a really long, deep kiss.

who's holes are we talking about?

I'm only about an hour from there! (Now, where did I put my car keys?!?!)

So, what were you doing?

DM

I'm ready to seriously worship my wife's ass.

Oh wot i would do for a good BJ!

:yikes: That means you live a maximum of 1 hour 45 mins away from me!

I was attempting to shop for a birthday present. Since I'm useless at that, I decided to buy a plain glass and decorate it as a gift instead.
Oops...
:jacques:

What thread is this? Oh, OK....

Ummm... I think I'm more in a giving mood today, so I'll go for my mouth wherever you'd like it... ;)

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yesssssssssssssssss RW!!!!

When you're done I'll reciprocate!

Won't even lie right now, I would settle for a willing hole on a lady right now.

Maximum of an hour and a half from your mouth........mmmmmmmm, what a delicious thought!! :devil: :hot: :)

DM

mouth.....


















drinking my tea...... yummy

I'd choose HIS mouth! :D

Hmmmmmm, well I do tend to enjoy using my mouth and I didn't get you a birthday gift....................... ok, you sold me on that Lou. :D

:licker:


Make yourself comfy, I can do this all day long. :D

Today...the pussy. I'd like to bend her over the table right now and have my way with the hot wet spot!

All of them at the same time!

Hmmmmm, pretty hungry right now so................... :licker:

A nice hot wet spot between the legs!

Donut holes for me ... I'm starving! Or maybe even a (w)hole pizza!