Or his inability to remember to take his Ritalin.

The Just for Men ads with the two announcer guys in the bar.

When I open my yahoo page the ad has the wrinkle lady for Detmiage er something like that.

Listed by annoyability factor:

Safe Auto

Airwick (I think all personified animated animal commercials are dumb, but the ones with the giraffe who has full blooded hedgehog or whatever they are kids, and the elephant who's married to the centipede soccer player....so stupid)

All political campaign commercials

Mine isn't a commercial.....it's the fire trucks that come down the street every night around 3 am :banghead:

Apparently an insomniac firebug on the loose...there's one for the FBI profilers...

The denture adhesive commercials with the old fooks singing "Bye Bye Love" badly out of tune...

That, & the equally annoying bad singing by senior citizens in the scooter chair ads...what, do people lose their ability to carry a tune in a bucket after their 75th birthday?

Yes, they can no longer hear what they're singing.

The head overpowers the middle ear.

the ginormous logos and messages that TV stations put at the bottom of the screens these days. what the f**k is up with those!? i know what channel i'm watching and i know what show i'm watching, there is no need to remind me with size 563256754 type, a small semitransparent logo will suffice fine for copyright questions, tyvm.

What gives me the red ass is not the logo reminding me of what I'm watching, but the interminable crawlers advising me of what comes next or the "big event" show coming next month, that are always placed right on top of any superimposed text that's part of the show I'm trying to fuckin' watch right now!

All a part of the move toward making tv viewing all commericials, as near as I can tell...

"Viva Viagra"

Guys that need it are not gonna talk about it, much less get together with their homes & sing about it....

Took me the last 20 minutes or so to dig up this thread, but it was worth the effort.

When mrs zoid informed me of Billy Hays' death, I shouted, "THERE IS A GOD!" while descending the stairs to the basement (probably an ironic metaphor there, but I'm not going any further with it)

And while I've got this one dug up, I'm growing increasingly weary of the annoyingly perky/sassy Progressive Insurance girl. Another one that would lead to cheers rather than tears at news of her death.

& now that Billy Mays died a couple days ago (the day or so after MJ) we can move onto that dipshit slapchopper & scamWOW promo!
:nuts:

Any commercials that SCREAMS at me, I turn off. Mentally AND physically. :fix: (God live the remote)

Coke Zero

what Zero every thought them up ... da .. da ..da

Stupid Teenagers With Fireworks!

When I heard(on the TV)of Billy Mays death,that thread,was the 1st thing that I thought of! Irish :roflmao:

Actually though I might confess they are some times annoying I might miss Billy..... citrus your right Sully and Vince will pick up the flag

And now they're saying that Billy was coked up as well!

Somehow I'm not surprised...anybody that talked that fast, that loud, has gotta be stoked on something.

And, while I'm here, could the TV Guide channel give us more about the death of MichaelFuckinJackson? I'm afraid someone's gonna forget about him otherwise... :banghead:

Scotz---If you think that Billy was bad,check out the asshole that pushes
Sham-Wow!I totally agree with you on Micheal-Fuckin-Jackson!There has been something on him every night--Enough Allready! Irish :hair:

And people why I don't watch the news. It's all, this person was shot, that person had an accident, and whatever insanely famous and controversial performer died or it's President Obama did this today and we're not going to tell you anything else about it for fear you might not become an angry mob.

Here, it's those stupid ads that come on around midnight that try to sell wankers naked photo's they can have delivered right to their mobile daily. The ad isn't so bad (tits -n- ass) but geeeez almighty, do they have to run the very same ad every five minutes. Some nights, it's so bad, that particular ad will air, another ad of similar nature will immediately follow and then the frickin' first one will run yetttt again!!!!!


--kathy

And the presumption that everyone watching TV after 11pm is interested in plastic pics of plastic chicks. No mention of beefcake for the girls or other erotic choices.

Kids who have their head so far up their own ass they're not paying attention to what they're supposed to. One of my cousin's step children is a freshman in high school this year. He was supposed to be watching his two year old half sister. All he was doing was following her around listening to his cd player. She happened to wander over by my 100 lb. rambunctious dog on a chain. I had to stop what I was doing to get her out of there before she got hurt and I chewed him out for it. All the while saying he knew she wasn't supposed be over there, but had no excuse for not removing her from the situation before something happened. If I knew I wouldn't have gone to jail, I would've dropped him like a ton of bricks.