Q - click yer heals Dorathy, now where is there no place like?

A - an elephant

Q - What has a better memory than me?

A - A sweet scent

Q - what does an elephant have better than me today? (where's the bath!)

A - Aphrodite

Q - Who did Zeus call his little princess?

A - Semen

Q – What do you find in a “ship of the desert” after a long trek?


A – Baked beans.

Q - what do you find in a cowboy after a long trek?

A - dung (anyone going to go for the Monty Python joke?)

Q. What did the person with a very strong accent say when he was finished?

A. The grass IS greener.

Q – What did one doper say to the other doper after the second joint?


A – Freely available.

Q. What was written on the one call girl's window that made the other gals mad?

A. It's bed time.

Q - despite not being tired, what message did Alspals69's eyes convey to IWM?

A - Gin and Tonic

Q. Because of what drink did Snoop-Dogg shot the bartender?
"I said juice muthafucka"


A. The Oval Office

Q: Where are traditional rectangular pieces of furniture inappropriate?

A: That has real possibilities.