Lil i'm sorry you're having to go through this. Someone undercutting you with students can be a big pain in the ass.

One of my girlfriends at work and i have a running gag.

She rearranged the contents of all my file cabinets.

I changed the locks on her classroom door.

She turned every desk in my room upside down.

So I removed every flourescent lightbulb from her room.

It's been quite fun, really, but the paybacks are going to be a bitch.

Ultimately, isn't it so much more satisfying to let someone trip themselves up while you "help" them with your hands full of razor blades, & then watch them bleed to death from a thousand tiny cuts?

Nothing says revenge better than the kids on the playground talking about the teacher who can't stop farting in class, thanks to a handy dandy remote control fart noise machine duct taped under her swivle chair.

OK I must say she took the high road on this her last day.

She hugged me goodbye and told me that despite our issues she thought I was an excellent teacher.


Geez I almost wish I hadn't sent her that subscription to "Butt Pumpers" :D

Did she have her fingers crossed?

I checked my back for the kick me sign immediately.

Smart Woman!!!

I'm happy to hear the 'front' issue is past ............... for the moment. It's good that we didn't have to bring out any of the serious responses. You probably don't like digging holes anyway. :cool: