and don't forget clean your tools well with oil.... a clean tool works much better than one covered in scum from the last time it was used

The writing in this thread is superb. Kudos! I love the deadpan writing!!!

Where is Lixy to help with the sewing renos?

I would love to join in but I don't my knob from a hole in the ground.

deadpan? my dear, i have no idea what you mean. if you have a repair question, just ask. no need to be shy.

i gather you have some sewing questions. here’s a tip i can offer about sewing. needles, the steel implement used to pierce through the fabric, will slide in much more easily if you remember to coat the tip in soap. keep a bar handy when using your equipment.

to thread a needle, first dampen the thread. to do this, draw an inch or two into your mouth, rolling your tongue around it. if you’re using a particularly thick thread, like a cord, this may take time and several licks. keep your lips pressed firmly around the circumference while drawing it from your mouth. this will draw off excess moisture and, in case someone is watching you get it wet, you won’t leave those unattractive tendrils of spit dangling from your chin. now you simply slide it through the hole. take an extra moment to carefully line up both needle and thread so that the insertion is smooth. if the thread bumps into the side of the hole, it will bend and leave a kink that you will need to smooth with your mouth again. you may have to attempt several pokes before you accomplish an insertion but do not be discouraged. with practice, you will soon learn to achieve insertion on the very first try.

some people prefer to use a thimble as protection against pricks, i find that this impedes your ability to really feel each thrust of the needle through the fabric and you can't be sure that the insertion goes exactly where it should. besides that, i personally like the feel of a prick every now and then.

i hope that helps, steph.

another suggestion on the care and upkeep of your knobs, be sure that you polish them regularly. I like to do the spit shine method best.

And another handy tip, for those who enjoy using power tools, be sure that you have plenty of fresh batteries, or a couple on the charger. You wouldn't want to lose power before you get the job done.

right now, i'm waiting for the stripper to start working. soon i'll have to get my hand tool and really dig into all those cracks and seams. can't wait to see where this project leads.

Don't forget what Norm Abrams always says..."you can never have too many clamps"...


he also routinely uses glues & screws to hold his joints...