When I was in my early teens and the hormones were just beginning to surge, it seemed I was getting an erection all the freakin time. The worst place was in church. My mother was very religious so we had to go every week without fail. At least as an alter boy I had robes on to cover it up but I had to drop out of the choir because I couldn't stand up in front of everyone like that. Thank god I found a girlfriend a couple of years later who was more than happy to help me out whenever the need arose.

High school. I always got a hard on two minutes before the end of first period. It would grow down the leg of my jeans and I couldn't stand up afterwards. Every morning I'd walk hunched over.

One morning it angled up so standing was no problem but "the tent" was clearly visible. I held my books in front and walked into a hall packed with people. I mean PACKED!

A girl (over the top babe!) was crushed into me by the crowd. My books brushed aside and my penis got her right in the ass. She thought I'd grabbed her butt. She turned, very angry, and noticed my hard-on.

She smiled big and walked away. That smile... I still remember it.

Years ago when I was in the canadian army. I was dating another infantry private. We were in the back of an armoured personnel carrier...her riding me...the driver fell asleep and went off the road down a lil ravine and came to a stop when he smashed into a massive maple tree..her and I were knocked out cold as we bounced off the armoured walls...so as the rescue vehicles arrived and opened up the hatch...all they saw were two pantless bodies..hahaha..we were bugged for months! It was having a grey wool blanket thrown over it so they didnt have to stare at it lol. Good times..Good times! :D

When I was young, I once had an erection...


from grade 4 to grade 10. :rolleyes:

They say on the Viagra commercials that if it goes longer than 4 hours, you should see a doctor.

PS -- I asked a Dr friend of mine why that was, and she said that you can actually get gangrene in your penis if it's erect too long. :yikes:

(damn I miss the yikes smilie!)

I was an Army brat...whenever I went to the doctor, they didn't ask and I didn't tell. lmfao

DR. Lilith reporting for the first shift ;)

DR Lil,
Please report to the U.S.S. Neverport- STAT

That's the ship I was on during my stint in the navy, and trust me...you could get a hard-on that would last for a month just from walking in front of a desk fan, after you've been at see for 6-8 months at a time.

Her riding you made it how far north?

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I dont get ya.

Yeah, I should have worded it better. Because of your size, she was in Nunavut if she was on top . . . nah, it still sounds weird.

That joke bombed!

heheheh I got ya Steph.... lol

I'm just lucky my cock wasn't torn off when we hit lol!!

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I had to Google Nunavut!!!!!!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... now i get it!!!! HAHAHAHA :D

bumpity bumpity bump bump .... ummmmm .... grind! :) love this thread, must have missed it the first time around!

MOST embarrassing?


The one I lost!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(

Next most embarrassing............. when I suddenly realized WHY she was slowly rubbing her cute little ass across my crotch as we danced! :)

I guess I'll add mine.......

My junior year of high school, 2nd period geometry class, and I was in my JROTC uniform that required slacks.....so of course I get called to the front of the classroom to collect a test when something else is at full attention and no where to hide.

in boys shower Hi skool gym class. an older boy just stared at me then pointed at his soft cock which was hanging down and was massively larger than my erect little boyness.
:bj:

I the military, and one of the female drill sergeants saw one of my buttons hadn't stayed buttoned on my bdu pants. So she cut if off. Well I stood at attention. In more than one way. LOL

The one(s) I didn't get when I really, really wanted one. :(

Don't believe I've had this problem. Even when I was young and got stiff with no provocation, I can't say anyone ever noticed my discomfort. But, as a man approaching 60, it is much more common to be embarassed from not getting a hard-on.

When I waited for my Bride to walk down the alse I was thinking about the gang bang she was getting that night.

Back when I was in 8th grade. Class was about to end so I decided to take a short nap. About 2-3 minutes later I heard pretty much the entire class start giggling and I heard someone mention my name. I looked around and everyone was looking at me. I looked towards the back of the class looking at this real cute redhead I had a huge crush on back then and she was covering her mouth after being told what was happening. Then I noticed that I had one of the largest hard on's that I have ever had..