Ok. Had to do a top five today. Are people TRYING to get on my list? :P


5. "a trombone player with a pager" -scotz
(Is this the punchline? "What can blow, vibrate, and make noise at the same time?" :confused: >



4. "well soda it involved cream, custard and raspberries" -MarkV
(SOUNDS LIKE MY KINDA NIGHT! :D )



3. "oh i meant about the child battling" Mercury_Maniac
(Is that like cock fighting?)


2. "I diagrammed the relationship." -Gekkogekko
(They never tought me how to do that in Grammar class. What was the subject/verb/preposition/object of the preposition etc?)





































1. "if a frog had a pogo stick it wouldn't need legs" -rockintime
(If a woman had a vibrator.....)

It's obvious I'm gonna have to become a bit more bland in chat to avoid being a permanent resident of Galatea's top 3 (or 5)....maybe restrict my responses to "yes" or "no"? :D

By the way, have you ever seen 21 frogs on pogo sticks?

:jump: :jump: :jump:

Well, now you have!

^^^^^^LMFAO^^^^^^^^^^

~nikki

Galatea, this thread is too funny. :D Only problem is that most of us, in the chat room, don’t want to be quoted once, let alone twice. With the typing and spelling skills, available, Booger and I are going to be banned for sure.:yikes:

Hey Rock..frogs on pogo sticks would be funny.....but....cocks on pogo sticks would be amazing!!!!!!

Yeh, it's the punchline to another musician joke..."The definition of an optimist"...we had a trombone player in the room so I had to say it...

I've been trying to take a picture of just ONE on a pogo stick, but it seems I need a WIDE-angle lens (or maybe I could just take a series of several pictures and paste them together so you'd get the FULL effect). :grin:

Oh hell, posting is much to EXTENDED and getting just too LENGTHY. :D

LMAO.....posting.....ya right Rock!!!

I have 2 hypotheses: 1. Either folks were chatting while their parents were sitting behind them, or 2. People are becoming more guarded in what they say. Today was a dud. But I'm not breaking the chain.

On to todays top 3.

3. "either that or I am going thru teenage years again." -Chey
(what I wouldn't give, girl)

2. "well it's me and you boggerface" -DG
(no comment)
























1. "Well.. might not be so bad if it were only used as a bed." -Aquaman
(*doesn't know what he's talking about but raises her hand and volunteers anyway.*)

Honorable mention goes to the most shockingly boring quote of the day:

"sorry Mark..discussing income taxes" -masterscribe
(come ON people!!! SEX forum.....TAXES?!?!)

Uhm... I have no idea what I was talking about. :rolleyes2

:p

We rewired Jup yesterday in chat...he's now a BIT dyslexic, so now to him:

"taxes" is "sex at"
"in-come" is "cum in"
"dis-cuss-ing" is "suc(k) Sid in"
"Mark" is "kram"
"sorry" is "yrros" (or eros is our language")

So Jup thought that was one helluva interesting quote.

And from yesterday's quotes as well:

"Hi folks"---Galatea

3. "did you have prior stomach coating? lol" -TinTennessee
(ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm)


2. "but wouldn't he(it) want a girl that wanted a man ?" -pantyfanatic
('(it)'?)























1. "but i suppose i'm gonna make like a Dick and Header :D" -Mercury_Maniac
(Not really sure what this means but....okay.)

ha ha ha.


it means the same thing as make like a tree and leave :D

is this thread dead?

there was some pretty decent stuff on the last update

I hope it's not... I really like it!!!

sooo.......where does one go to see what this little Jupiter thingy has to say :)

Yes. Is there a way to get to the stats and quotes, other than thru the chat room?

http://www.dynastynet.net/stats.php...el=pixies-place

I hesitate to give PF another source for stats, but...

i think on the chat page... www.pixies-place.com/chat ...that one... there is a link to the stats

thanks guys :)

Back from hiatus:

Today must have been self-pleasure day.


3. "maybe your best style is the one hand stroke, walt" -rockintime
(No, don't wait....AND TAKE PICTURES! :nopics: )


2. "i thinks me will creep back out before kaelynn erupts!" -coaster
(mmm....female ejaculation :line: )























1. ""i have an itch to scratch I need assistance!!"" -Kaelynn
(EVERYBODY SING ALONG! YOU KNOW THE WORDS!!!!

:hair: :hair: :hair: :hair: OOOO i am soooo mad! my quote was "oic" that's it, that's all, after how long winded i was and all i get is "oic" GGGGRRRRRRRR!! Juppy--you are a stupid bot!

Only 12 to choose from??? Where WAS everybody last night?


3. "* TigerTail squeezes Kaelynn's ass" -TigerTail
(next time try /me instead of *. More effective.)

2. "soo... should i or shouldn't i...." -Kaelynn
(is there ever really a time when you shouldn't?)






























1. "it's bad this week....gots pre-pms and it makes it worse" -sodaklostsoul
(okay, I guess this is when you shouldn't)

wooo hooo! I finally got a decent quote!

"do you guys ever get so you can't leave yourselves alone?"

and then i LOVE Mayhem's quote, it made me melt.

"there is only one girl i wanna do that to now"

Mayhem's so sweet :lurv: to me even when i am away.........*Mwah* :x:

http://www.dynastynet.net/stats/pixies-place.html

lizzardbits...lol....our undeveloped egg stuff made the quotes for us both :p

I know i saw that and laffed so darn hard!