someone say popcorn? *looks around* mmm, w/ lots and lots of butter drippin everywhere..this could get messy! lmao

I noticed some butter here... but it was some kind of weird white/clear sticky butter... :eek:

That's the butter that comes in the pump style container. :D

Hey Kathy1!! Any new hits on that dating site? I'm dying to see how much worse it can get. :shock:

Who cares? I'm waiting for popcorn!!!!

I'm not sure which is worse, getting no hits or the wierd ones. I'm good at getting none, I'm thinking the humor value of the whack-jobs would make it worth getting some of those...

*smacks self in the forehead*....and i thought it couldn't possibly get any worse.....today's offering was a fairly nice looking fella....profile seemed ok....his message was friendly enough.......so what was bugging me?.....could it be the TALL fence with the razor wire stretched across the top? ....or was it the guys in the orange jumpsuits in the background?....or maybe the guntower?......or perhaps the guards standing off to the side? (least one of them had a cute ass LOL)

:yikes:

Here kathy... *reaches into the popcorn bag*... can I offer you some popcorn?

It's got extra butter!

Oh Kathy!

Personally I'd give my right arm to be able to 'train up' the virgin, but that's just me! LOL

I can sympathise with your plight - we've all been there, but don't worry, someone will come along when you're least expecting it. x

Orange jumpsuits are so last year.

perhaps the guards standing off to the side? (least one of them had a cute ass LOL)

How big was his gun?!?!?!?! Sorry could'nt resist. ( Goes to check on the case of batteries I need to send kathy for xmas) <------I could have it delevered by a man in a brown jumpsuit!! ;o)~

^^^^ohhhhh could ya make it that UPS guy that delivers to the office every day??????? Puhhhleeeeezzzzzzzzzzz???????

So you need something in your orfice.... er office in the morning huh? :D

got a package for me, do ya?....funny, but i don't remember ordering from acme

Acme orfice drawers cleaning kit is on the way.

ah, sumpin to unrattle me, eh?

So, wtf is this? This morning i find 4 hits....ALLLLLL from married men!!!! Funny, but i don't remember putting a note on my profile there about having a convenient hole to prop every damn wandering dick in :rant: !!!!!!!!!! Geez, Louise!!!!

Kathy, some men can't keep the hand out of the cookie jar. I'm sure it's no reflection on you. ;)

I love cookies! Oatmeal raisin are probably my favorite but a nice white chocolate macadamia nut works in a pinch. Has anyone done a study to verify that married men like cookies more than single men?

This post is more for clarification purposes than anything else....due to a couple of comments since I made that rant about married guys prowling on dating sites....lemme just say....that rant DID NOT APPLY TO THE WONDERFUL MEN OF PIXIES!!!!!!!....I love love you all just the way you are, with or without your sexy other halves. :grope:

Does this mean you're not making cookies? :(

Cookies? What happened to the popcorn!!

Too much fiber :rolleyes:


lmfao

i waaaaant coooookies aaaaaaand popcorn!!!!!

kathy1,

Hey there little girlie, want some cookies?

Heh, heh, heh...

oooooo, what flavor ya got? :slurp: me realllly likes the cream filled ones

Then just give me the protien!!! :slurp:

Osuche, just wanted to let you know I found my needle.

((((((kathy_1)))))))) ~~ Girlfriend, you know you just can't say THAT and not give me any damn details!!! :D :D :D

Seriously, I am so happy to hear it. Now I want the info!!!

Osuche, sometime or the other, you've said to me how it will sneak up on me when i least suspect it. Oh right, you are, gf!!!!! And to think I found him here at pixies!!!!!!

Hey, it couldn't have happened to a nicee woman either. Enjoy it Hon.... hell maybe I oughtta start lookin' here.

If I started selling bigbear tickets, i'd have the women at pixies lined up down the street, around the block and most of the way to the outer banks to get at ya........hell, i could retire early.

:line:

You've been holding out on us!!!!! :devilish:

He is tall. Very Southern. Likes cats. Has most of his teeth. :sun:

:devilish:

A real down-home sorta boy, is he, eh?

:x:

Kathy1

Love him dearly, but leave enough in reserve to survive him stealing the lifeboat.

Have as much fun and adventure as you can cope, and don't forget to send PHOTOS!

Oldfart

TY for the wise advice and I do love him dearly and should he ever decide to bail out and swim to higher ground, I really will be alright. I'm an old redneck and one hell of a survivor. And believe me, he izzzzz the grandest adventure I've ever been on.....uh, as for the photo's, that may not be a problem, either. LOL