:)

You should not install diving boards as a means of bed entry.



That's even more true if you froze the water to avoid turning on the air conditioner. :rolleyes:

You can't set up a tent on a waterbed

I'm not sure, but I don't think you can drive golf balls from your waterbed, can you?

Lawn darts aren't a good idea, either.

You cannot stake your partner down on a water bed.

You can't run with rugby toggs/golf shoes on it

You shouldn't use your waterbed as a trampoline.

you cannot use a water bed without a heater in the Arctic

YOu can't ever get enough sex on a water bed.

You shouldn't let your cats fight on your waterbed.

You can't boat on a water bed

You can't practice your basketball dribbling skills using porcupines

You can't shave your waterbed. :confused:


Ok...I might be all out of ideas. :D

can't play water polo on a water bed :D

You can't use it as a floatational device

you should not fill your water bed with ground pork and spices and call it sausage.

Not true mercury, not true :D LOL

"can't play water polo on a water bed "

You can't build a house of cards on a waterbed.

You can't wear golf shoes while having sex on a waterbed.

Now this I know from personal experience.....

Do not sleep in a waterbed if your very prone to motion-sickness!! Unless you want to be queasy all the next day? :dizzy:

Do not, I repeat, do NOT secure the sheets on a waterbed with a hammer and nails.

Do not practice SCUBA diving on your waterbed without a reserve tank.

Do not anchor your boat on a waterbed.

It's best not to use your waterbed for a condom.

I'd say welding is a big no-no

Forget the whips and chains!!!! :rolleyes:

Forget the dripping of hot wax on any naked bodies! :rolleyes:

Don't even get me started on the partner that will need Dramine (motion sickness medication) just to be there! UGH! ;)

^^haha too funny^^

I don't know....but I think I should try them out to make sure........

You can't turn the heat all the way up and use your waterbed to boil eggs.

you can't add gelatin and ropes and turn it into a wrestling arena

^^^^^^^^^^Oh Man........... that would be so cool!^^^^^^^

You can't fill it with Helium and make love with very squeaky voices.

"Ouch, I've just got my hair caught in the bloody light fitting again."

ROFLMFAO!

You can't juggle chain saws on a waterbed!

You can't pee...and expect it to go down a drain on a waterbed!

You can't marinade your meat for a BBQ in a waterbed!

You can't practice the high jump on a waterbed!

You shouldn't sharpen your mower blade on a waterbed!

You can't put the Statue of Liberty in the middle of your waterbed!

You shouldn't try and build an ice hut for ice fishing on a waterbed!

You can't thread an elephant through the eye of a needle on a waterbed! Wait...can that be done anywhere?

You shouldn't play with nitro glycerin while on a waterbed!

Don't...I say DON'T...draw a target in the middle of the bed and practice up for hunting season!

OMG...I'll be thinking of things all day now! I've gotta go to work...but first I have to change my panties cause I pee'd them!

Love you guys!

You can't use peed-in panties as a replacement drain plug for your waterbed.

LMAO at WI and Lixy

you can't use a waterbed for replacement of the panties you peed in. although it's waterproof it's waayyy to big.

but if you put the gelatin inside of the water bed then it would solve many of these things you can not do on it!!!!

With gelatin in the bed, putting some Jeldi artificial fur around the drainage hole,

painting eyes and breasts on the sheet, I can charge $50 to root the world's largest

vinyl virgin.

Scotzoidman, have you still the paperwork we found when we were talking about

franchising the SOFA?

/me checks ass


WANNA BET???? :p :D