Alicia Silverstone - fuck
Alyssa Milano - fuck
Jessica Alba - fuck

is that allowed?

john kerry
george bush
bill clinton

John Kerry - marry (get some of the ketchup money!)
George Bush - duh! :)
Bill Clinton - fuck! Mmmmmmmhmmmmm!



Jon Stewart
Peter Jennings
Tom Brokaw

none - not my type :D LOL

heather locklear
pamela anderson
tipper gore

heather locklear - Marry, she seems the most sensible
pamela anderson - Fuck - must be awesome in the sack...
tipper gore - Kill - too extreme on censorship, relax girl!

Humphrey Bogart
Marlon Brando
Cary Grant

Fuck Humphrey Bogart, he was hot
Marry Cary Grant, Mmmmm I love his voice and he was so sexy.
Kill Marlon Brando, Ewwwwww!!


Jimmy Stewart
Clark Gable
Kirk Douglas

Fuck- Clark Gable... OMG, what a hunk!

Marry- Jimmy Stewart... One of my all time favorites and very sexy in a down-to-earth kind of way.

Kill- Kirk Douglas... He's never done a thing for me.




Sean Connery
Tom Selleck
Tom Hanks

Fuck~ he's sexy but very sexist

Kill~ his politics are very different from mine

Marry~ He pleases me, and makes me laugh and cry


Lenny Kravitz

Harry Connick Jr.

Josh Groban

fuck ~ you just know he's the best at going down

marry ~ he's such a sweet man & wonderful dad, it seems (gorgeous, too! that accent! *swoon* his singing! piano playing! arrangements! comedy on Will & Grace!)

~gotta kill that pop culture faux opera guy


Jerry Seinfeld
Chris Rock
Jon Stewart

Jerry Seinfeld-marry, he makes good money, and i'm sure it'd be a pretty stable thing lol
Chris Rock-kill...after I fucked him...always wanted some black chocolate ;)...his over the top "black lib" is getting to be too much lol
Jon Stewart-fuck, he's kinda cute, and funny..and humor turns me on



Adam Sandler
Mike Meyers
Jon Bon Jovi
(damn my own list just made me start to drool lol)

Tough choice!

Fuck Jon Bon Jovi, obvious reasons
Marry Mike Meyers, he is super funny and sweet
Kill Adam Sandler, sorry baby :(


George Bush
John Kerry
Ralph Nader

pass...lol :rolleyes:

Bump

Angelina Jole
PeeWee Herman
Richard Gear

fuck Angelina Jole
Marry Richard Gere
Kill PeeWee Herman


Bill O'Reilly
Bill Gates
Bill Cosby

Fuck Bill Gates for the money
Marry Bill Cosby for the money
Kill Bill O'Reilly even though I have no idea who he is



Buddy Holly
Elvis
Frank Sinatra

Buddy Holly~ marry. those glasses were *adorable* and he could sing to me...peggy sue, peggy sue, Oh how my heart yearns for you ...and i'd do the twist.

Elvis~kill. i've seen graceland. someone with decorating taste like that needs to be shot :D

Frank Sinatra~ fuck. crooked smile *sigh* bedroom eyes and a jaunty fedora.

chuck e cheese
mickey mouse
barney
:D

Who are we kidding here?

You know I'd fuck'em ALL!


Alec Baldwin

Stephen Baldwin

Billy Baldwin

Fuck Stephen
Marry Billy
Kill Alec



Daffy Duck
Bugs Bunny
Elmer Fudd

I'd fuck Elmer just to hear him scream my name.

I'd marry Bugs because he'd keep life interesting and fun.

I'd kill Daffy because I like duck a l'orange.


C. Everett Koop

Janet Reno

Billy Bob Thornton

LMAO

C. Everett Koop~fuck. he's gotta be desease free, right?

Janet Reno~marry. that man is H-O-T :D :grin:

Billy Bob Thornton~kill. he's creepy to the max

jason
freddy
leather face

Fuck leather face because he's got to be really appreciative of intimate attention

Marry freddy...and put him in charge of making salads :D

Kill jason because I'm not crazy about hockey



Pillsbury Doughboy

The Michelin Man

Chester Cheeto

fuyck the doughboy (would be nice and moist)
marry cheeto (no idea who it is so taking pot luck)
kill michellin man


xena warrior princess
queen of england
prince charming

xena warrior princess~fuck. in this country i'm not allowed to marry her
queen of england~marry. she's gonna die soon and then i could inherit the throne :D
prince charming~kill. the one from shrek was a momma's boy. can't stand mamma's boys.

your next door neighbor
your pharmasist
your mail carrier

My neighbor's a real pain in the ass so I think I'd really enjoy bending him over a chair and fucking him hard. :D

I'd marry the pharmacist because with kids...he gets most of my money anyway.

I'd kill the mailman because he loses our mail all the time.



Juan Valdez (from the coffee commercials...donkey included)

Pee Wee Herman

Freddy the Frog from New Zoo Revue

I'd marry Jaun Valdez....I'd always have good coffee, and the donkey could "mow" my lawn for me.
I'd fuck the frog guy......I married a guy who's nickname (literal translation) is frog. :D Really.
Pee Wee Herman? I see no redeeeming qualities. I say kill.


George W. Bush
Paul Simon
John Ashcroft

George W. Bush (KILL) the reason is obvious
Paul Simon (fuck) since he is such a small guy taking it up the ass from him wouldn't hurt so bad
John Ashcroft (marry) since he is sick it wouldn't be for to long

Benny Hill
Prince Charles
Tony Blair

Fuck, Prince Charles (Ewwwwww)
Marry, Tony Blair (cutie)
Kill, Benny Hill (I don't know why)


Oprah
Sally Jesse Rapheal
Jane Pauly

kill em all you us peeples sent em to our tv screens please keep em over there

Fuck Jane Pauly (don't know who she is but must be sexier than the others)
Marry Oprah (think she got the most dosh
Kill Sally


Sabrina
Kelly
Jill
*(the original charlies angels)

Marry Sabrina
Kill Jill
Fuck Kelly



Tom Cruise
Brad Pitt
Johnny Depp

Fuck Pitt, but only after bringing WI in for the 3-way

Marry Depp, He's eccentric, but stable

Kill Cruise, fecking loon. He is not stable.

The Little Mermaid
Lumiere the candlestick
Thumper

Kill Thumper...that shit would get on my nerves :D

Fuck Mermaid...pretend she's PS

Marry Lumiere...the voice



Fat Albert
Shaggy
Michelangelo

Fuck Fat Albert...can you imagine that "hey, hey, hey" as he came. I'd be dying.
Kill Shaggy. He's the more useless of the Scooby/Shaggy team.
Marry Michelangelo. He's got a steady job, and I like the artsy type.

Julius Caesar
Frank Sinatra
Bugs Bunny

Fuck- Frank Sinatra. After some nice juicy orgasms, he can sing in my ear mmmmmm :faint:

Marry- Bugs Bunny. The stereotype is "big feet, big dick"... I know this to NOT be true in all cases (particularly in the case of ex-hubby), but it's gotta be true sometimes.


Kill- Julius Caesar. I had a C-section with my youngest child. It sucked. That's reason enough.



Gaston (Beauty and the Beast)
SpongeBob
Buzz Lightyear

I will fuck Gaston (Beauty and the Beast)
I will kill that annoying SpongeBob
And I will marry Buzz Lightyear



Wilma Flintstone
Betty Rubble
Jane Jetson

That's a tough choice ... especially the "kill" part. I'll have to think about this. Hmmmmm ....

I suppose as the thread is called 'Fuck, marry, kill' and not 'Fantasy foursome' it would have to be:

Fuck Jane
Marry Wilma
Kill Betty

Portia - Merchant of Venice
Juliet - Romeo & ....
Desdemona - Othello

Fuck Desdemona
Marry Juliet
Kill Portia

ok how about these 3??


Barbara Bush
Margaret Thatcher
Nancy Reagan

You really know how to shoot down a stiffy!

Fuck- Maggie Thatcher - I can see Ole ironpants Riding me! and I love her!
Marry - Barbara Bush - by default.
Kill - Nancy Reagan - Never did like her much.


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Faith Hill
Sara Evans
Gretchen Wilson

Ahhhhhhhhhh.... now your talking A Grey!!!


Fuck Gretchen (photgraphed her and she's HOT!)
Marry Faith
Kill Sara by default.......... would it be wrong to fuck her first?


Barbara walters
Meredith Viera
Kattie Katie Couric