Oh great seer of all things seen
Oh oracle of the orifice....Booger of the bong and the rama rama ding dong!

What pray tell lies ahead for me as I venture forth to the casino on Thursday??????

Oh Great Ding Dong.

Are you sure that isn't the gong you hear from INSIDE the cave just before the Hook-Of-Direction guides you home? :rolleyes:

BIBI I for see a fun time but watch for the lady of the hearts she may for tell bad tiding

ducking the Hook-Of-Direction and grabbing it deftly from oh wise ass raider of the panties
you must be having 70's flash backs again that Gong is used by the lost sheep for summonsing The Grate Booger Lama when he is in the cave meditating
hands wise ass raider of the panties back his hook now poor shepherd get the flock out of here

oh great and wise booger, when will i get asked out again, and please don't say as soon as you move here. lol

oh gurl of my dreams I for see many dates for you in the future as you walk your path of life the great secret is to just say yes when asked out

You must be losing your touch, Oh Wise One.
No customers in 2 days

one-trick pony I don't think it's that with all the wisdom I've been spreading I think they are all off mowing their lawns

Good answer. I guess that's why you're the Lama

You can't say that about our Great Ding Dong! :mad:

I happen to believe he's been touched for a looooooong time. :D

oh booger lama, will pantyfanatic not love me since i don't wear panties?

cyberkitten I fear he will not for pantyfanatic is a man who likes the gift wrapping more then the precious gift that it hold as for the Lama he enjoys the precious gift so come vist my cave anytime

oh wise ass raider of the panties you are one who would know all about being touched being that you have been touched for a long time

Oh great Ding Dong I'd like to touch cyberkitten, can it be arranged?

oh scarer of the crows that is a question I can not answer for only she knows but heed my warning you will have to go threw Indiana to get to her

Oh great Booger Lama......
Do you think it's time for me to post pics of me and my new hot lover?:D

cowgirltease the Oracle of BS want to know what you are waiting for but be carefull of lurkers in the shadows

Thank you.
I'll take your advice. I'm just anxious.:)

actually, i'll be in michigan in the great one's cave :P

Oh Lama Lama Lu whatever shall I do?
I can't decide should it be one or two?

summer this is the Booger Lama's cave I think you are looking for Dr. Seuss cave it to down to the left he took it over from the Grinch

:spank: Bad Lama :spank: Bad Lama :spank:

:p

Oh Great Booger Lama........Will I ever get off my butt and away from Pixies and find a job?? :p

You should run for President of the world oh Booger Lama hun! If the candidates can't dazzle us with brilliance...they baffle us with bullshit too. But you do it so much better!

*bows in your presence* And...while I'm down here.............................................. ...................

*giggle*

sodaklostsoul after you have absorb all the knowledge Pixies has to offer you will be much more quifed for any job

chick of the lix's are you all ready applying for the intern job

Thank You oh Great Booger Lama.......I cheated and applied online. :D

Well, since you asked...while I was bowing, I WAS looking for a cigar you might have dropped! :D

Oh great lama lama ding dong...do you have a fat one for me?



































(cigar, silly....cigar!) :rolleyes:

Was anyone else thinking joint then penis? :D

I come seeking your great wisdom and bow before you to ask a simple question. 1 If a sheep is a ram, and a donkey is an ass then why oh wise one is a ram in the ass a goose?

Good one jay-t.
Now we're getting toward the true meaning of life.
I am eagerly awaiting the Great One's answer. His Lava Lamp will be working overtime on that one.

Oh Great Booger Lama.. what color is your Lava Lamp?

LMAO .................. Too Funny Oh Lama ..............

sure I do chix of the lix's






















oh I also have a cigar for you

steph you may have been the only one thinking joint first

sorry for the delay in the answer jay-t but the chick of the lix's had me distracted
this looks like the old anal sex question sure it if fine to do just as long as you partner is ok with just use lots of lube and take it slow at first

the lava lamp changes color depending on the answer that part of it's mystical powers

I thought joint first as well...


OH GREAT BOOGER LAMA...

Could you tell me why Rhode Island is so named?? It is neither a road nor an island.

(I like your intern selection process btw)

Oh Great One.......
This philosophical question has bothered me for years. You are the only one that can answer it............

If the "&" sign is called an ampersand, why doesn't the "@" sign have a fancy name? Everyone calls it the "at" sign but it should have a name.

Waiting patiently for your wise response.

LMAO@one-trick pony!

Who knew the "&" sign was an ampersand?

All those (cept...of course Booger Lama....he's a smarty ass pants...er...smarty!)...raise your hand!

*looks at my hand and lowers it lower*

Oooooooh! And Booger hun? If we (you) don't have a fancy schmancy name for the "@" sign...can I name it and put it in the Lixtionary?????

*jumping up and down with excitement*