"Was that a goat?"

Patrick Warburton ~ Big Trouble

Otter: Let me give you a hint. She's got a couple of major-league yabbos.
Boon: Norma!
Otter: No. But you're getting warmer. Here's another: "Oh God, Oh God, OH GOD!"
Boon: Marlene! You're gonna pork Marlene Desmond!
Otter: Pork?
Boon: You're gonna hump her brains out, aren't you?
Otter: Boon, I anticipate a deeply religious experience.

Animal House

Sally Albright: Is Harry bringing anybody to the wedding?
Marie: I don't think so.
Sally Albright: Is he seeing anybody?
Marie: He was seeing this anthropologist, but...
Sally Albright: What's she look like?
Marie: Thin. Pretty. Big tits. Your basic nightmare.

When Harry Met Sally

Jess: Marriages don't break up on account of infidelity. It's just a symptom that something else is wrong.
Harry Burns: Oh really? Well, that "symptom" is fucking my wife.

Jess: You made a woman meow?

Sleepless in Seattle:

[Jay is helping Sam get back into the dating scene.]
Jay: Tiramisu
Sam Baldwin: What is "tiramisu"?
Jay: You'll find out.
Sam Baldwin: Well, what is it?
Jay: You'll see!
Sam Baldwin: Some woman is gonna want me to do it to her and I'm not gonna know what it is!

Capt. Bart Mancuso: My Morse is so rusty, I could be sending him dimensions on playmate of the month.

Hunt For Red October

Capt. Bart Mancuso: Central Intelligence Agency... Now, there's a contradiction in terms.

Field Of Dreams:

Anni Kinsella: Hey, what if the Voice calls while you're gone?
Ray Kinsella: Take a message.

Terence Mann: I'm going to beat your head in with a crowbar until you go away!
Ray Kinsella: You can't do that!
Terence Mann: Oh no, there are no rules here.
[Advances with crowbar]
Ray Kinsella: But... but you're a pacifist!
Terence Mann: [Stops] Shit.

Thelma and Louise

Thelma: I've had it up to my ass with sedate.

Themla and Louise

Louise: You finally got laid properly, I'm so proud.

"you built a time machine......out of a delorean?" marty mcfly
Back to the future

Dr. Emmett Brown: If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour ... you're gonna see some serious shit.

From "Office Space" ~

Bob Slydell: What would you say ya do here?
Tom Smykowski: Well look, I already told you! I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to! I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that?! What the hell is wrong with you people?!


Another from Office Space~

Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Na-ee-ana-jad. Nayanajaad.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it...until that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm...well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

From "Full Metal Jacket"~

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: Pyle, you had best unfuck yourself and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up!


Private Cowboy: You know there's not a single horse in the entire country of Vietnam? There's definitely something wrong with that.


Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, tinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh?! The fairy fucking godmother said it! Out-fucking-standing!



Saigon Hooker: Hey, you got girlfriend in Vietnam? Me so horny. Me love you long time.

Dumb and Dumber:

Lloyd Christmas: When I met Mary, I got that old fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to bone her.
Harry Dunne: That's a special feeling.


Lloyd Christmas: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Harry Dunne: I was thinking the same thing.
Lloyd Christmas: That John Denver is full of shit, man.

From "Tombstone"~

Wyatt Earp: You gonna do somethin'? Or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?


Doc Holliday: It's true, you are a good woman. Then again, you may be the antichrist.


Doc Holliday: It seems poker's just not your game, Ike. I know: let's have a spelling contest!
[cracks up laughing]


Doc Holliday: Why Kate, You're not wearing a bustle. How lewd.



Doc Holliday: In vino veritas.
Johnny Ringo: Age quod agis.
Doc Holliday: Credat Judaeus Apella, non ego.
Johnny Ringo: Iuventus stultorum magister.
Doc Holliday: In pace requiescat.
Doc Holliday: Look darlin'! That's Latin. It appears Johnny Ringo is an educated man. Now I really hate him!

Die Hard:

Agent Johnson: I'm Agent Johnson, this is Special Agent Johnson. No relation.

John McClane: Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!

Casablanca:

Rick Blaine: Here's looking at you, kid.

Rick Blaine: Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.

[Last line]
Rick Blaine: Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

History of the World, pt. 1:

King Louis: "It's good to be the king!"

Blazing Saddles:

Sheriff Bart: "excuse me while I whip this out!" (reaching into his pants...

Blazing Saddles:

The Governor: "pardon me, but the affairs of state, must....um...take precedence over the affairs of state!" (as he drops his pants and goes behind a curtain with his aide)

Airplane!:

Male Announcer: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.
Female Announcer: No, the white zone is for loading and unloading. There's no stopping in a red zone!
Male Announcer: Now don't start with your white zone shit again.

Airplane!:

Reporter: What kind of plane is it?
Johnny: Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with a red stripes, curtains at the windows, wheels, and it just looks like a big Tylenol!

American Pie 2:

Michelle's Friend: You are so sweet. He *is* special.
Michelle: He's my bitch.
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Michelle: Now don't freak out I'm gonna do something to push your threshold!
Jim: Ow that's cold! What is that?
Michelle: I just shoved a trumpet in your ass! Aren't intsruments fun?

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Stifler: Holy shit dude! I found a dildo! Dildo! Dildo! Dildo! Big blue rubber dicks for everyone! The people demand rubber dicks!

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Van Wilder:

Taj: I would like very much to spend my remaining days here as your assistant.
Van Wilder: Okay, we're just going do a little word association. Say the first thing that comes to your mind. Milk.
Taj: Tit! Oh, mommy. Most Indians would say "cow" because they are sacred, but I hear "milk," I think giant jugs. You see, I cannot go home a virgin. I came here to study the great American art of muff diving. To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand! You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know? I want to take it through the car wash, baby. And get it waxed. I want to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that shit, yeah! And I would like to be your assistant very much, Mr. Van Wilder.

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Van Wilder: You shouldn't take life to seriously. You'll never get out alive.

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Van Wilder: I know Ms. Pac-Man is special. She's fun. She's cute. She swallows....

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Van Wilder: All you need is scented candles, massage oil, and Barry White. Write that down.

I LOVED that movie!

Van Wilder: What is wrong with people today?
Hutch: [taking a hit from a bong] It's the internet, it fries their brain cells.

good call on Airplane Darogle - adding a few more....

Steve McCroskey: This fog is getting thicker!
Johnny: And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger!

[Thinking to himself.]
Ted Striker: I've got to concentrate...
[his thoughts echo]
Ted Striker: concentrate... concentrate... I've got to concentrate... concentrate... concentrate... Hello?... hello... hello... Echo... echo... echo... Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota... Mota... Mota...

Airplane II

Simon: Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet your captain, Captain Oveur.
Clarence Oveur: Gentlemen, welcome aboard.
Simon: Captain, your navigator, Mr. Unger, and your first officer, Mr. Dunn.
Clarence Oveur: Unger.
Unger: Oveur.
Dunn: Oveur.
Clarence Oveur: Dunn. Gentlemen, let's get to work.
Simon: Unger, didn't you serve under Oveur in the Air Force?
Unger: Not directly. Technically, Dunn was under Oveur and I was under Dunn.
Dunn: Yep.
Simon: So, Dunn, you were under Oveur and over Unger.
Unger: Yep.
Clarence Oveur: That's right. Dunn was over Unger and I was over Dunn.
Unger: So, you see, both Dunn and I were under Oveur, even though I was under Dunn.
Clarence Oveur: Dunn was over Unger, and I was over Dunn.

Vacation:

Clark: I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!

In Cousin Normy's backyard in the pouring rain]
Ellen Griswold: We can't leave Aunt Edna on the patio!
Clark: Would you prefer I slip her in the night deposit box at the funeral home?

Clark Griswald: Aw, there's Buckingham Palace, kids, that's where the Queen lives and works.
Audrey Griswald: What does she do?
Clark Griswald: She queens. And she vacuums.

Princess Bride for a few:

Vizzini: INCONCEIVABLE!!

Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.