Sex on the beach ... sounds much more inviting than sex in the snow ... but watch out for the sand. :D :D

With only ten days until Christmas ....

With only ten days until Christmas.... there are no parking spots within 3 miles of the mall!! (TEN days.... yikes!!)


All I want for Christmas is.....

All I want for Christmas is.....is my two front teeth ... er ... wait ... I've got those. Okay, all I want for Christmas is to have a nice, quiet day with a chance to visit with family.

Every New Year's Eve we ...

Every New Year's Eve we ...... open the windows right at midnight, no matter how cold, we welcome in the fresh new year & all the wonderful things it has for us.


For 2004 I hope that.....

For 2004 I hope that.....somehow peace comes to the Middle East.

I like digital cameras because ...

I like digital cameras because ..... they offer instant results and you can easily delete your mistakes. (unlike life :( )


You know your addicted to Pixies when....

You know you're addicted to Pixies when ... you log in and immediately notice your free hand is touching yourself. :)

Teddy bears are fun because they ....

Teddy Bears are fun because they are soft and cuddly and remind you of all the good things about childhood.

I like it when my friends.....

I like it when my friends..... get married and have kids, so they can finally understand what my life has been like for years! Rat bastards! ha ha


The next time it snows...

The next time it snows ... I hope it's enough to just stay home. :)

The bedroom is a great place to ...

The bedroom is a great place to ..... spend that day when it snows just enough to stay home.

Its so cold out tonight....

Its so cold out tonight....even the icicles are asking for a blanket.

Stockings hung with care ...

Stockings hung with care ... are the sign that an anal-retentive is on the loose.


The patient told the doctor ...

The patient told the doctor ..... (using her pointer finger to touch)... it hurts when I touch my head, it hurts when I touch my arm, my leg, even when I touch my foot. Doc it hurts head to toe. What could it be? .... The doctors reply: You have a broken finger my dear.


Those who play the most Pixie games....

Those who play the most Pixie games.... are the cream of the crop (and have high post numbers). :) [you didn't expect ME to say "have nothing better to do" did you???]


Can spring be far away when ...

Can spring be far away when ... winter is about to start?

The mood was just right ....

The mood was just right .... but the cop knocking on the window of the car kept the couple from springing into action.


The entire college class ...

The entire college class ..... stripped naked and ran through the campus.


When it's cold outside I.....

When it's cold outside I ... love to snuggle up.

I love for it to snow ...

I love for it to snow ..... on Christmas Eve. (It can snow anytime as long as I don't have to drive in it. lol)


A great 'warm-up' drink is.....

A great 'warm-up' drink is ... a Tom and Jerry or a Hot Buttered Rum.

Another great way to warm up is to ...

Another great way to warm up is to ...microwave a bottle of Hawaiian Tropic tanning oil and rub it all over your body.

The best way to clean out a cum-filled pussy is...

kiss it, lick it, suck it, love it! <blush>

The best way to clean out a cum-filled pussy is...kiss it, lick it, suck it, love it ... and most of all, let me do it. :D :D

I love anime because ...

I love anime because ... all aspects of life can be taken beyond life.


The couple's sex toys ...

The couple's sex toys ... were marked for people 18 and older.

New Years Eve is a time to ...

enjoy the new and remember the old.

Since there was no new sentence to build on, I'll continue the one just finished......

New Years Eve is a time to ..... enjoy the new and remember the old..... for one is silver and the other gold.



A popular way to spend new years eve is.....

A popular way to spend new years eve is.....to get together with friends and family. (Not very sexy, but it is a good way. :))

Going to work is ...

Going to work is ..... going to be hard for some folks who've had time off for the holidays.


Of course if we were all millionaires.....

Of course if we were all millionaires.....we could just spend our day's here at Pixies. (Boy that sounds good. Has anyone talked to Bill Gates or sought federal funding for a research project? :D :D)

When nature calls ...

When nature calls ..... depending on her tone of voice you either run to 'empty out', (as my mother-in-law says) OR you seduce your lover.


My favorite thing to do is.....

My favorite thing to do is.....seduce my lover.

(Thanks for providing all the input to my post, Teddy Bear. :D)

As the world turns ...

As the world turns.... was a soap opera my gram used to watch.

(I was thinking the same thing bout you DB) :D


With age comes.....

With age comes ... wisdom, wit, intelligence .... and ...









aching bones. :(

Happy days are here again ...

Happy days are here again .... the sky above is clear again..... lol, all I could think of was the song. :D


It snowed in the morning, now its.....

It snowed in the morning, now its.....time for a hot toddy followed by hot sex.


Grabbing the blindfold and feather, he ...

Grabbing the blindfold and feather, he will definitely be begging for mercy.


Jumping up and down I realized ...

Jumping up and down I realized, I needed a better bra:D


Little did he know, but behind her back...

Little did he know, but behind her back...she held the restraining device, a gag, and a blindfold.

Once he was secured ...