My hubby has the dear penis song...though never seen/heard it to flash animation. :D

How you will know I won the lottery

Then I'm gonna have to have some of these to protect it

Ohh guys....check out this beauty!!:dizzy:

LOL! Look at the headlights on that one!

The perfect summer job!
 

:D

Thanks for posting one of my older photoshop works @BiBi.

See if you know this guy...

Here´s another...

:D

...and one more.

I will only post more if I have authorization from the house owner.
I don´t want to turn this into a fakers thread. But anyways, you will (or have) already seen alot of my stuff on the web these days.
I´m glad people are passing my works around their E-mails and having a good laugh on me:D

Ole' :eek: :hot:!

these had a slight oops in the links... below each is a link that should work :D
Do you smoke after sex???

Why leave home???

Thanks Milktoast! I posted them rapidly and should have proofed my work:p

Figure these guys might be hungry!

He's got BIG plans!! :)

D'you reckon whoever lives here ISN'T a dog lover?

Is it a SIGN, Lord?

Now THAT'S cheating!! :)

Is this what you might call......... greedy?

"Guardez-lous!"

:D

just found this. thought i would share.

Re: whale of a time
 

The star of this celebrated picture is a whale shark, a genteel marine critter which is not a whale but rather a member of the shark family. Specimens of this species can grow to be 46 feet long and weigh up to 15 tons. On average, they reach about 25 feet in length.

The whale shark (like all sharks) Lacks a Penis , so the circled item in the photo above is not that, no matter what it looks like. (Male sharks perform their part of the mating process with the aid of their two claspers, rod-like appendages of their pelvic fins that are rotated and inserted into the female's cloaca at mating time.)

As to what the item hanging down is, the best guess from folks who study sharks has it that part of a female shark's intestines extruded through her cloaca, probably because of the ropes cutting into her.

Regarding how much sperm a blue whale ejaculates, we've yet to encounter the researcher who would admit having studied this. Ergo, the images claims about the ejaculatory habits of this creature (400 gallons of sperm per emission, 360 of which ends up in the ocean) should be viewed as literary embellishment.

That's awesome Photoshop work!

Puppies!

Puppies rock!

Child care?

Birth control?

A new Olympic sport?

Synchronised puppy napping LOL Just too cute Step... Thanks for the smiles.

Couldn't pass this one up....

found Nemo....pass the musabi..

Not sure I'd want to visit, butt....

Its a bird! Its a plane! Its a...AAAHHH!! MY NUTS!!!!