Great bumper sticker I saw in response to the "Mean People Suck" sticker was:

"Nice people Swallow"

Thought that was great...

" I'm not a whore, I'm popular."
" Big truck, little dick."

Both were on my car for a long while-and the second one is no offense to anyone, I just lived in a little hick town where it was funny.:D

Written in the dust on the back of a vehicle:

'I wish my wife was as dirty as this truck'

I saw this one last night and the more I thought about it the more I laughed.

"Stupidity, SHOULD, be PAINFUL!"

T-shirt sayings can be great as well.
I like this one that I saw a girl wearing in a picture...

"I like boys!"
"(and girls)"

Old truckers never die - they just get a new Peterbuilt!

BAD COP! NO DONUT!

Don't follow me - I'm lost too!

I (heart) my kids
I (spade) my pets
I (club) my wife

I do have a button that says, "My sexual preference is often," and a key chain/bottle opener that reads, "Sleeps well with others." :D

As a matter of fact I DO own the whole goddamn road!

Goes from 0 to bitch in 6 seconds

" I love well water"

Feminist Bumper Stickers
 

Thought these were funny; a friend sent them to me in an email. :)

"Coffee, Chocolate, Men-- Some things are just better rich."

"Behind every successful woman is herself."

"Of course I don't look busy-- I did it right the first time."

"If you want breakfast in bed, start sleeping in the kitchen."

on T-shirts of mine "boys make good pets", I recycle Boys" and worn by an 82yr old women "viagra goes straight to the man's brain", "I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it"

Who remembers the "Larry" jokes?

"Scott me up Beamie"
"Americans make great lovers but the Japanese make them smaller and cheaper"
"Texans are the living proof that the Indians screwed buffalows"

When in Rome ... do the Romans

"Around the corner, lickety split, beautiful car, wasn't it ... Burma Shave." ... oops, showing my age. :D

PS: BEEP BEEP BEEP

(I've wanted to do that ever since I saw the thread called "Honk if You Love Sex."

Oh yeah, I loved this one ...

State highway sign:
OKLAHOMA STATE LAW: IT IS ILLEGAL TO DISCHARGE
FIREARMS FROM A MOVING VEHICLE.

Needless to say, the sign was riddled with bullet holes. :)

My husband blows things up for a living.....
 

So he has a shirt that says.....

BLASTER: If I am running, you'd better keep up!


I also like this but can't remember where I saw it.....

When in Rome......Don't play the fiddle!


Oh Yeah! Gotta do this too...(teehee db!)

BEEP BEEP..........BEEP BEEP BEEP............BEEP BEEP!