candles & holders: $15.00
Home cooked dinner for two: $30.00
Straight jacket for the kid: Priceless

Driving in a blizzad: FREE
AAA towing fee: $50
new tire for Van: $75
comeing home to a hot cup of coffee: priceless!

car bought for $6000.00
price to repair after 6 months $2000.00
car being stolen same night.....priceless

Television: $1,000
Cable Service: $55
Finding out yougot free porn: Priceless

Chainsaw: $195.95
Splitting Maul: $39.95
Enjoying the fire in your woodstove: Priceless!

replacement milk for abandoned kitty - $5.00
icky instant mash/gruel for kitty - $5.00
watching four-day-old kitty play and grow - priceless!

tickets to wwe (wrestling) 90$
breakfast at 1 am after wrestling 20$
coming home and letting him warm his coldfeet on my warm ass:
PRICELESS

blowjob in there too :)

Going to Sam's Club ... $300
Picking up an ink cartridge for my printer ... $35
Coming home and logging on to Pixies ... Priceless.

cost of a dildo...$25.00

Getting into work and hour early...a little sleep

using your key to your old office to barge in on the new girl, who had discovered a new toy in her desk drawer and was checking it for fit....PRICELESS!

Drinks for your S/O and her friend: $50
Cheap motel: $75
The two of them undressing in front of you and going at it: Priceless

Small morning coffee .... $ .79

Large mid-morning coffee ... $ 1.09

Readily available bathroom .... priceless

digital carera $250
taking nude pics of oneself free
sending pic to girl friend free
forgeting to delet pic before letting you mother use your camera priceless

Box of tissue ... $ 1.49
Package of paper napkins ... $ 1.79
Package of paper towels ... $ 2.37
She swallows ... PRICELESS

Wedding $2000
disposable careras for the tables $250
pic of the bride giving head to the best man priceless

LOL Booger!

Dial-up ISP: $20
Slower-than-all-hell Modem: $50
Looking out the window at the sunrise country view: Priceless!