A mushroom...........


From what seven letter word can you take away two letters and have seven left?

seventh



"The beginning of eternity
The end of time and space
The beginning of every end,
And the end of every place."

The Letter "E"

What relation is a child to it's father
if it's not it's fathers own son?

daughter

I went in the woods and got it.
When I got it I couldn't get it.
So I left it there, and took it home.

What is it???

oooooooo the nasty little bugger !

A Splinter

In a garden was laid a most beautiful maid.
She was made a wife on the first day of her life
and she died before she was born

Who is she ?

Eve


What has a head, a tail,
is brown, and has no legs?

a penny

Three friends check into a motel for the night and the clerk tells them the bill is $30, payable in advance. So, they each pay the clerk $10 and go to their room. A few minutes later, the clerk realizes he has made an error and overcharged the trio by $5. He asks the bellhop to return $5 to the 3 friends who had just checked in. The bellhop sees this as an opportunity to make $2 as he reasons that the three friends would have a tough time dividing $5 evenly among them; so he decides to tell them that the clerk made a mistake of only $3, giving a dollar back to each of the friends. He pockets the leftover $2 and goes home for the day! Now, each of the three friends gets a dollar back, thus they each paid $9 for the room which is a total of $27 for the night. We know the bellhop pocketed $2 and adding that to the $27, you get $29, not $30 which was originally spent. Where did the other dollar go????

hmm... here goes....
they paid $25 for the room, $1 each change, and $2 for the bellhop, giving $30. The $27 quoted ( 3 by $9 ) was not for the room, but for room plus bellhop.

on to simpler times... :p

I begin with T, have T in the middle and I end in T.
What am I?

a teapot?

yep, fingers! try this one...


"I can be cracked, I can be made.
I can be told, I can be played.
What am I?"

Hmmmmm.........is it a joke.

yep! very good, nikki.
do you have one for the rest of us?

wooooo hooooooo

Sheriff Jack Jones rode into town on Friday, stayed three nights and left early Sunday morning............Explain....!!!!!!

Friday was his horse?

better than his man Friday, I guess! :D:D