I dunno Lixy.. I am beginning to think that the topic I chose what not obvious enough for these men here at Pixies.. Typically I think that these men are very good at picking up hints... like "Help" for instance.. but I am beginning to think that the recent full moon has resulted in the need of using a club over their heads.. LOL.

I have already posted an easily understandable sign for them to read before they proceed.. you know.. like the ones you find just before you enter the line for the rollercoaster... you know the the ones... hold on tight.. those with weak hearts and bad backs may not want to proceed... take off all jewelry... take off all clothing... be prepared to get wet!!!!!!!!!

Oh woe is me.......I am walking through this forest with my picnic basket and I am heading towards Grand-Mama's house.

*oops! Did I forget my panties again????* (Pumping up the volume here ladies!) OK...back in character.........

I just know she'll love these goodies I have prepared. Holy frieolies! *making the aghast look*......Is that a "Big Bad Wolf"?.....(or is my ass a piano?)

OK....these stories are pretty boring without my narration.......back in character again......

I do so hope that a Pixie type lumberjack will come and save me before the Big Bad Wolf comes and eats me all up!

WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!....."Hi ya wolf, buy me a drink?"

Hey.....a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do! In other words......Any port inna storm!!!!!!!

OK.......Well.........let's try this then!

Oh woe is me...........I am sitting on this......um....this tuffet thingy (whatever that is...I don't think I ever sat on one!) and I am eating this delicious.......ah...um.....curds and whey stuff (Blah!) and lo and behold I see a great big spider suspended from what looks like nowhere spindling down from this silky string coming out of his ass (as far as I can tell). Oh I do so hate spiders...they scare the bejesus outta me. I hope a big, strong Pixie type farmer (?) will come along soon and save me from running away before I can finish this really delicious goop I am munching!

I gotta tell ya...I love this thread! Now help us damn it!

HELP IS ON IT"S WAY
 

Not wanting to see any of our fair damsels in distress,
I hop in my trusty vehicle and race to the rescue.

All aboard! :D

HELP IS ON IT'S WAY (Pt 2)
 

Just to show the depths of my concern, I set up this special "aid station." See, there is caring left in this world :D

*Narrator*~ Is Aqua too late to save the Pixies' Damsels in Distress? Will he be able to post in time? Has Dicksbro already saved the day?

(Sorry, I know Superheroes generally don't take days off... but most Superheroes don't have families either... :rolleyes2 )

*Lilith feigns fainting*

Oldie but a goodie...
 

This might help...

I was thinking mouth to mouth but that would work too ;)

here comes your superhero girls!!!! what can i do for you? uups oh i see aqua was here already, so i better leave again. :)
however if i can help you in the future just call me and i be there (if im online) *g*

..your wish is my command..your superhero aka hot9000

oh a girl (or girls) can never have too many superheroes.....:p

Well, ladies, it looks like my job is done. I'll be riding (in my rescue vehicle) off into the sunset leaving Jennaflower waiting at the "aid station" for ya' Aqua.

(Picking up his trusty air guitar, Dicksbro leaps for the rescue vehicle's door ... which, unfortunately ... wasn't open at the time. Stumbling to the driver's seat, the crowd at Dicksbro Dick's listens as he cries out ... "Hiyo Ohio, Toledo, Oh My...O ... here I come.")

Oh woe is me!........I can see all the other damsels have had heros cum to their rescue but...............................


*Feigns fainting....backhand attached firmly to her forhead!*


Oh woe is me.........Here I am in this gigantic (really stinky ) boot with all these children running around (as if I am the "Kool Aid" mom) and I just don't know what to do! However will I get a babysitter for all of them so that I can go carousing? OH!....I mean....so I can go to work to make money to feed them all? I think I need some kind of Superhero too!

And BTW Aqua...........that curve you got going on!....Oh babe.....you got it going on! *truly faints (ever so conveniently) onto Aqua's lap, ass first, high above the trusty sword!*

This trusty sword??? ;)

Or is it a skin flute for Jennaflower?? :p