Here lies
Bardog
1968-2058
Killed by a jelous husband

as the real big-yin once said

"bury me with my arse in the air

then park my bike in it!!!"

At last i am good for somethin!! (see told you i would be dad!)

LOL.......can a motorcycle fit :)

"BILBO"

are you sure I'm really in here?

I want to be creamated, but if I had a plaque or something....

Mother, Wife, Friend

Those are what is most important to me.

Would be cremated but if my mates were to do a reading or something......"What? You think I'm gone? Nae chance, next time you laugh with the boys or enjoy a good drink, look over your shoulder, I'll be there laughing with yous"

"I'm with stupid --->"

Just kidding

Like miss X, I'm gonna have my ashes flung over my beloved Ozark hills, but I hope somebody, somewhere writes "That bloke could SING!"

Back in a minute.

LMFAO @ Old Fart

"Summer"
There once was this girl from Kentucky,
who so desperately wanted to get lucky,
so on the internet she found a man,
who just turned out to be a Monkey!
*wink* -for a sock monkey fan of mine *grin*

... no really it will read ...
"It was a day like no other! Thank you!"
-Summer :D

SHHHH! I'm sleeping.

"I'm on my break. Back in a while!"

LMAO at dicksbro.

Another thing I'd want:

Tis' A Sad Day When God's Only Perfect Creation Dies :)

"Pardon me if I don't get up"

"hey, you yeah you with the horns and fire and brimstone..... yeah the pitchfork and tail..... shine my boots!"