Get a foam spray that is specifically for ants. You can use these inside the house.

OF - I think the ants that GG is talking about, we just call them jumper ants.

I like Jays solution;of using firecrackers!Might as well enjoy the job.Even if they're illegal here;I always know somebody that is
selling them.Besides;nothing is illegal;if you don't get caught!Then
they have to prove it.Usually;agencies don't have the money in their budget;to have a long legal battle and will just drop it! Irish

I like the fireworks idea..... I dunno we're trying to keep it all clean but we only have 2 rooms to live in the kitchen and a office we made a bedroom it's increasingly gross to be awakened by an ant crawling on one's thigh.... EWWWW

Oh kyttn, what a lucky ant to be crawling over your thigh LOL
let us know how the eradication program is going

Kyttn at least i know im not the only one scared of ants!!!
Find the bed and pour hot grits cooked with bleach and that should do the trick and if you pour a little bleach around your window sills and places that they can get in they tend to stay away.

OH MY GODDESS THEY HAVE WINGS NOW *hides behind GG* help help we're being repressed!

aieeeeeeeeeee ant-zilla!

Kyttn,
It sounds to me like you are living through their mating rituals! What kind are they? Red or Black? (I assume red because of the wings) If your house is wood, I would think carpenter ants. They do extensive damage, and I would hire a specialist. If you are renting, make the landlord pay for the bug guy!

forget bugs ... what about : "someone elses hands" or "my hands"

hehe

GR8: you gonna kill the bugs w/your bare hands?
OMG, I am terrified of certain bugs we've established this. in the old huge oak trees beside my house there are 1.5 -2.5 inch roaches.... one came in the house, I was sitting on the floor playing Quake and the roach started crawlin to me, I freaked. my g/f was lauighin too hard to kill it there was nothing in reach to kill it (not gonna use my mouse!) so.... I punched it.... and then scrubbed my hands for hours gross gross gross

dont be scared of a little goo.....

BamaKyttn---When;I;was mechanicing a plane flying a search
mission;in Bermuda;I was staying in the temporary barracks on
the base there.I was in the shower;after work;one day;and a
movement;out of the corner of my eye;caught my attention.A
cockroach was crawling across the shower floor.It must have been 3-4" long.I wouldn't even step on it with bare feet.You haven't seen a big bug;until you have seen one there! Irish

ok kyttn its coming up to victoria day here in canada so fire works are plentiful just ask and i'll buy a couple thousand and come take care of the problem if I can be in your pants heheh

Jay you'll hafta fight my g/f.... she's possessive and dead set on making me a lesbian...

It is unlikely that she can "make" you a lesbian. If you like men (which you obviously do), you like men.... or you could refuse to be classified... either way, I doubt your attraction to men will change.

Just my 2 cents!

1. If you spray the ants with insect repellent, they'll just hate themselves so

much they'll commit hara-kiri.

2. G/f can only make you happy or un-happy, not some gender label.