How could I not :bump: a thread titled "Itchy Nipples"? :p

i remember having a problem with itchy nipples

















in my third trimester. :p

Ok...that's hot. :faint:

will you be available in say ... 2 or 3 months? i'll be needing a personal scratcher for each nipple, and bigbad can only handle one at a time ... they get so damn itchy i need ten fingers and a mouth just for one. ;)

I'll be happy to help...after all, click here

*snort*
if you threw a party
invited everyone you knew
you would see
the biggest gift would be from me
and the card attached would say
thank you for being a friend

:D

:roflmao:

So here's my hand
Trust in me I really am true
You've got to understand
There's nothing
I wouldn't do

I will be your friend untill the end of time
I will be your friend I'm here to make you smile