its always half empty

Half empty...
Knowing that if I drink the other half it will be forever gone........
But then I realize..
I can always get more from the fridge... :D

I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be...

-George Carlin

I just see a glass.

Like the tides it rises and falls.

Like the tides it will in future rise and fall.

Relax, the glass will re-fill.

And if if doesn't, call for the waitress

My basic philosophy dependant on a waitress?

I can live with that.

Topless, maybe (hopefully).

obviously George Carlin had big dreams.....and OF is apparently a magician

I couldn't agree more with Oldfart.....
"Relax, the glass will refill"

If the glass has a cold beer in it, it's empty. But there's always more in the fridge!;)

I am "empty that glass" person.

depends, if it is a glass for someone else, I am "relax, it will refill" if it is for me, I am more "omg I'm done for it's empty!"

That's cause I reckon it is easier for others to refill their glasses 'cause they are so much more wittier, smarter, sexier than me :)

I'm a "tweener"...the glass is usually half empty, but sometimes the damn thing just looks half full, so I run with itthat way, till it spills.

Miss X

A more blatant line for a bit of ego reinforcement I have as

yet to hear. (Well done.)

well i just dropped and smashed my glass so its not empty or full. I spilt my beer too. Not a good thing.
So now i need another.