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Lilith - I'm not sure....which one is more fun ;)
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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time - like tears in rain. Time to die. ~I know it's not the quotes thread but I couldn't resist it~ |
I have been advised not to answer this thread due to something called the "statute of limitations"...
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Forgive me friends....It has been just a few minutes, since my last confession....... I may, on rare occasions, misrepresent myself as being younger than I actually am.......(I am really 19 :D)....Damn now I have to confess that one.... and shit I cussed too........ I better stop while I am ahead.
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I stopped going to confession when I realised that I lied to the priest to keep my penance down to 5 Hail Mary's! All my secrets and transgressions are down to two things. Firstly, I'm selfish. And secondly, I'm usually lucky enough not to get caught!
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well i don't really have to confess to anything, seeing as i'm an atheist
my theory is - if u don't admit it, then it didn't happen :D |
Yeah, yeah Legend. And even if you did admit it, who benefits from that? You or the person who repeats to others what you've done?:D
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Here on Scotz's urging~ I have felt guilty all day about some terribly impure thoughts that I have been unable to banish from my naughty mind. Hubby's best bud flew in today for a quick visit. He looked fabulous, tan, relaxed, trim :p very different from his usual appearance. I never looked at him in a sexual way before today. Spent the entire visit blushing, trying to put thoughts of using he and my hubby as book ends, out of my head. With the kids gone for a week it was soooooooooo possible. The more I think about it the more I wish I was here confessing the act not just the thought:D
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I have a great many things I could confess in this space. :p
One would be having sex with a married woman (when I was single) in the darkened conference room of a Ramada Inn. Uh, now that I think about it, I should be confessing things I actually feel bad about... Oh, well... :p ;) rabbit |
Lilith
In for a dollar, in for a dime?
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Lilith, better confessing a thought than trying to talk hubby
back home. Zoid, does the statute cover all "the deadly sins"? Glyndwyr, Do androids dream of electric sheep? Just checking..... |
OF - not sure, let me check with my counselor at the law firm of Dewey, Cheatham, & Howe...
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My First Confession
Since this is my first time in confession I should start out with a biggey. A couple years back I had a one-nighter with my friend's step sister. She was uh...untouched and well....a bit too young. It's quite hard to keep your cool when a bubbly sex starved teenager (with pigtails) pounces into your lap and begins to molest you. Her friend didn't see anything wrong with the picture and left us alone. I latergave my friend the same uh...attention.
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Lilith---I'll tell you the same thing;that I used to tell;the Police;
when they wanted me to sign a confession;for my last Aggravated Assault charge.They were mildly afraid of my lawyer(an old riding buddy)because he was so good!(legally) "I don't remember how to spell my name!I wrote;my lawyer;a check last week.If you get him down here(Police Station);He can; probably;remind me how to spell it!"Needless;to say.That was usually the end of that questioning session. Irish P.S.Useless Fact---Every time that they bring you in for questioing; they fingerprint&mugshot you again.Even if it's the next day. Moral:Don't be arfaid of people just because they have a badge! |
I have Lusted after and fulfilled most of them. :) And I'm very proud of it.
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