OK so were are the President and CEO/Director so we can unveil the S-D. As HEAD of research and development I like to start the research.

Ummmm...

Shouldn't that read: "As head of R&D I lick to start the research"??? :p

Thanks, Aquaman --- might as well just dive right in, don't you think? ;)

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ROTFLMAO@Aquaman!!!!!! :D

SFC yes it should be Lick, sorry about the typo.:D


P.S. Great graphics you really out did yourself with the drawings.

You know.... ROTFLMAO is just a couple vowels short of being a new, hi-performance Italian sports car... :cool:

Hey, good idea, Aquaman! High-performance Italian sportscars make great sex toys too... Maybe the OSHA should look at them as a potential new product line! :D

Remind me to put that idea forward at the next board meeting.

Okay, so we've unveiled the design scheme... But I still need a little help getting this thing all set up before the President and the CEO/Director arrive! I've got the instruction sheet here, but I think it requires more than one person to operate... Remember, we can't actually try it out until they get here, but we can darned well get ready!!! :p

Oh, man, I really need help... I forgot the instructions! :o

Here... Climb up this ladder and I'll stand underneath to hold it steady... with the aerial view you should be able to figure out what goes where... (I know I will... ;) )

So kind of you to help me, Aquaman --- but be careful, don't get that black tie of yours dirty! (It's the only part I'm not willing to help clean off...) :p :D Apart from that, enjoy the view! ;)

Ladies and Gentlemen.

It is with great pleasure that I call together the

SOFA test team to initiate phase 2 of this marvellous

endeavour. I am gratified to see all the eager and intent

faces before me, and feel proud to have the support

of so many perverts.

I now hand you over to my principal collaborator in this

wonderful venture.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, Scotzoidman.

Huh?...what...oh, they're waitin for me?... gee, I, uhhhhh...

Is this thing on... testing 1-2-3... sorry I'm so late, I was getting a blo- uh, that is, I was meeting with a ... potential investor... yeh, that's it... so what can I say, but... hell, let's crank this puppy up, & see if it yelps...

Y'know, that's the trouble with building a Perpetual Motion device... can't seem to stop working on it...