Charming, but unlikely, considering my wife is both bi and freaked about the possibility of whacko women at the same time.

Riske pics of you were found abandoned on mass transit.

Alarming!


You next door neighbor has just landscaped his front yard.

Charming ... especially if it's the one that doesn't try to get rid of the dandelions. Nice people, just don't do anything about weeds in their yard. :shrug:

Pick-up trucks.

Alarming


Big Books

charming


Peanut butter is not the only thing that sticks to the roof of my mouth

Charming


Minor keys

Charming, especially when used to play something upbeat, like "Here Comes Santa Claus".

zombie rights political action committee

Alarming- My oldest is carrying a zombie kit lately :p


fllip-flops with sun dresses

Charming

(I don't believe that your oldest has a true zombie kit. No zombie kit is complete without a chainsaw and a shotgun. Matter of fact, that's about all a zombie kit need consist of. :p )

22" rims on any VW.

gangsta and charming at the same time


girls who kickbox

Fucking :hot:

erm...

Charming :D

Wearing leather chaps and nothing else

Alarming .......... to horses. :cboy:


When your dentist shares his office with a welding shop? :fix:

Alarming

Your mechanic has rented out his spare office to a loan shark

Alarming


Your firstborn just got married.

Charming. The last to go.




When your first born moves back in with more than he left with? :rofl: