Then wait until they are in the throes of orgasm & stomp the shit out of them! :D

uh-oh

if you can't go out with a bang at least go out banging.

Excuse me, I HAVE to know how you know now.

I taught my 1st graders one year about how animals/insects and humans were alike. I bought tons of crickets and showed them one hot day after playing outside and everyone racing for the water fountain how crickets when they go without water for too long will also all swarm a dish of water. We kept the crickets in an aquarium with corn meal and water until we just could not deal with the smell any longer. Then we took them outside and had hopping contests, graphing who could hop further kids or crickets. Fun times. Don't ask about the sea monkeys...

ok ok....... so what did you do with the monkey!! I mean sea monkeys?

No, you let them do all the work, then stomp them just before the throes.

I was thinking more along the lines of enhancing their climactic experience by culminating it in their demise.


Not sending them off to cricket heaven pissed off! lol

Wise man...otherwise, they *will* come back to get you.

lol^^
i had to laugh at someone sitting in our back yard the other night - they tried to stop the crickets for a minute by doing that loud noise trick. there wasn't even a lull. he was so suprised. i told him to be careful, they're more likely to come carry him off.