*makes an unconcious decision to stay unconcious for a little while :p*

okay, I guess that makes it my turn now. :faint:

Well since I inspired the thread, I'll go:

My cock starts soft and flacid. As I become aroused it begins to harden and grow. I love the feeling of a woman sucking on it, bringing it to life. It throbs as it grows. The head becomes fully engourged and redish/purple. The skin stretches as my cock becomes thicker and longer. My balls at the same time become ultra sensitive and enjoyed being sucked on and softly squeezed. Now what I really love is the area just between my balls and ass massaged. When that is being rubbed while I am jerking off or getting sucked, my cock is as thick and hard as anything.
When I am close, my thick shaft twitches and jumps until thick ropes of my hot, sticky cum flow freely spurting from the swollen head.

so do you need mouth to mouth recessitation?

If i have just shaved around it ,with all the little pices of toilet paper stuck everywhere it looks like a gopher wearing a turtleneck !

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I do believe we've got another "Post of the Year" candidate with this one! I think this one is gonna keep me laughing most of the day, thanks jay-t. :rofl:

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Let me just say....I love this thread! :faint:

whys that

Something wyndhy posted in a thread about women's orgasms got me to thinking. I posted in my description that my penis gets very sensitive right after I cum. It's odd because if I cum inside of a lady it doesn't tickle when I'm pulling out. If she would decide she wants me to jerk it off into her mouth or that she wants to lick or suck me after I've pulled out, I would nearly go thru the roof when her tongue hits the head of my cock. Any other guys have a similar sensation?

Another thing I've sort of wondered, and this will sound so crazy. Can any other of you guys have an orgasm where you don't actually ejaculate?

It probably sounds stupid but here's what I mean. For some reason my body was designed to where I shoot a very small load. I'll stay hard for absolutely as long as I want after I've cum, always have been like that. The thing is though that if have say two orgasms in an hour the second one will be essentially just a few (less than 10) drops. I can stay hard after that again and have what "feels" like another orgasm but without any cum leaving my cock. It's as if I'm pulsating but nothing comes out. Still the same incredible sensations of if I actually do shoot the cum but nothing comes out.

Oh god, am I some sort of freak for bringing that up?

no, iowa, you are not alone...in fact some men train themselves to be able to do that. they can try for years and never master the skill.

a little fyi about it though...for men, orgasm and ejaculation are two separate things that only usually happen together. orgasm is the release of sexual tension, ejaculation is the expulsion of semen. it could be that you are involuntarily flexing your pubococcygeal muscle (that muscle you use to make your cock dance or stop pissing midstream.) BUT it could also be "retrograde ejaculation", which makes the cum flow backward into the bladder (look for cloudy pee after ejaculation). best tell a doc if that's the case.

Nope, no cloudy pee. I guess I'm just a master of my craft huh? LOL

Now if only I could get a lady to let me demonstrate. These one-man acts I've been putting on are getting a bit old. :D

i hope you feel less freakish, then, at least.

Am I the only one that likes how wyndhy said "makes your cock dance"?

Nope, I loved that too but I'm trying my best to drag myself away from the computer and go get some dinner and figured if I thought about it too much the damn thing may decide to do a little soft shoe without me having any say in the matter. :nana: