You know cold medicine makes all your juices flow.

I've heard the most reliable way to take a patient's temperature is rectally.

Funny thing... I have a thick thermometer too... ;)

ouch (_x_)

This is slightly off topic...

But why is it that...

:sperm: <---- the sperm is sad? Shouldn't the sperm feel happy? My sperm are happy, I dare-say. So why is the sperm all frowns and blueness?

Hope your cold gets better, lil. I'd offer up some witty and salicious cure...but everyone seems to have all the standard ones covered at the moment :)

Thanks! I think he is :( cause he's not in a warm wet place :D he's stuck here on this page :p

You know, the inside of your nose right now is a wet and warm place. :eew:

Been there done that :D:D:p

DAT, that is, dermal antibody transfer, a revolutionary treatment requiring a maximal skin to skin contact for the longest time.

Is that anything like writhing around naked????

I've always felt like if you're not feeling well, you should spend lots of time in bed ... with company to help keep you warm. Lots of back rubs and massaging with warm fluids worked deeply into the skin.