Shaking hands with the wife's best friend.

Having a date with Rosie Palms & the Blister sisters.

jerkin the gherkin

Polishing the pony
Taking Mister Ed out and putting him thru his paces

Masturbation
 

...making love to the one you love best

rubbin' one out

Scraping your weasel
Buttering Frank
Cuddlin' the purple helmet

for girls:

Defrosting the freezer
Dipping for ice cream
Auditioning the finger puppets

Waxin' the Dolphin
Caressin' the carrot

for blokes:

shaking hands with the one eyed milkman...

punching the clown
riging up the block and tackle

gals:
hideing the bone
feeding the clam

doing the two fingered ballet

friggin' it!

guys...dropped the kids off at Tish U, flushed the pipes, strung some pearls, shot some tadpoles, gave miss palm a lesson in woodworking, jettisoned some cargo, siphoned the tank, greased the pole, cooked up a batch o’ manchowder, milked the trouser goat, pricked some fingers, wrassled the cock-o-dile.

girls....flicked the clit bic, pet miss kitty.......watered the bush, capsized the little man in the boat…uh…….occupied the oval orifice, fulfilled her duty, performed a cavity search, plunged the drain…uhh…danced the hippy shake……widened the tunnel……went digging for clams…uh………huh. i got nothin', guess i'm done. it’s harder to come up with girl ones.

nice

fucking mother thumb and her four daughters