Question: Would you like to see my Big Mac?

Answer: I love big hugs.

Question: Why are you a professional wrestler?



Answer: I don't really count them.

Questions: How many orgasms does that make so far?

Answer: It feels so nice.

Question: Why do you always expect a happy ending?

Answer; Why my balls turn blue.

Question: Why are you taking a bath in ice water?

Answer: I love it when a plan comes together.

Question: Why are you grinning?

Answer: A bare butt spanking!

Question: The pants are down, so what now?

Answer: Running anked through the woods.

Question : How do naturist dyslexics get their kicks?

Answer : Only twice and the second time my hat blew off.

Q: Have you ever been muff diving on a windy hilltop?

A: I love it.

Q; Why did you eat ALL of it?

A; Don't laugh, I didn't do it.

Q. Tee hee, is that a muff-diving mustache you're wearing?

A. It's a quarter to five in the morning.

Q; When was the last time you muffdived?

A; No I gave up muffdiving, now I just eat pussy.

Q. Do you still beat around the bush before digging in?

A. I'm feeling really horny.

Dicksbro why do you muffdive?

A; It's the taste I like.....and it's sweet too.

Q: Why do you call her, "Sugar?"

A: It's going to happen!