LMAO. PF....if we ever end up in a room together I doubt it'll be guns we're talking about. ;)

:D

A really good friend..........

I think you're right :) ...................... (but we may well be talking about something that is loaded for you. :boink: )

Moutain Fucking Dew!

Mello Yello? Nope
Mountain Mist? Nope

It must be Mountain Dew.

A good doctor who can cure your ills

There is no substitute for real life, physical, hot and sweaty, touch-taste-hearing-seeing-feeling Oh-my-gawd-you-have-made-me-explode SEX!

cyber and phone-sex just feels cheap, cheesy, and corny now. masturbation is more like scratching an itch rather than a sexual release.

I loves me all of my Mayhem!!!

I agree with Tess...there's no substitute for coffee. But I had to make the switch to decaf. I don't like very many beverages, so it was especially hard for me.

But it's worth it in the long run.


Hellman's mayonaise. I think it's laced with crack.

KY Warming Gel...need I say more?

Sanford Uni-ball grip pens

Sinatra


and, of course, Pixies. Awwwwwwwwwwww!

Kahlua

Baileys

A good boss

Lilith, I agree on Baileys... I ogle the big bottle sitting on my counter daily, alas not so good for the hips.

osuche, AMEN!!! I can't even begin to emphasize how irreplaceable a good boss is.

Puffs ultra

Hidden Valley Ranch Salad dressing----I brought a big bottle of it with me to the UK, since ranch dressing is an American thing.

A&W root beer

General Motor products (Chevrolet, Buick, Cadillac, Hummer, Saab, Pontiac, GMC, Saturn, Holden, Opel, and Vauxhall)

My wife.

*bump*

I bought the store brand Pepsi-type cola today to save a buck - it tastes the same going down but it leaves a weird aftertaste!!! :(

About the only thing that comes to mind at the moment is Velveeta. I've tried making salsa dip with store brands and it was absolutely awful.