Q - what is the square root of 4 peas in a pod?
or
Q what is a popeapead?

A - pink, throbbing and between my legs!

Q. What do you want licked?

A. tall, thin and beautiful

Q. What is an obelisk?

A. A penny saved is a penny earned.

A. A penny saved is a penny earned.
Q - CAn you suggest a motto for a large multinational bank that pays minimal interest on accounts despite its directors getting $multi-million bonuses each year?

A - bush

Q . Whats worth two in the hand when compared to two in this.

A. 42

Q - have you seen "the hitchikers guide to the galaxy"?

(incedently, i heard the very original radio broadcast back in 1978ish)


A - the spanish inquisition

Q. What group was known for it's detailed questioning?

(BTW, Public Radio broadcast the original version of HHGTTG back in the late 70's and it was fantastic. In some ways, the best version of all. They also did a television version.)

A. Go ahead ... make my day.

(the radio was my fave version... not so keen on the tv one nor particularly the books)
Q - what would i say to just about anything IWM asked me?


A - your average working prolateriate

Q. What was Bill Gates when he first hired on at Apple?

A. I think he croaked.

Q - so how did they find out that he wasn't a prince really?



A - deep throat

Q - What do Linda Lovelace & W. Mark Felt have in common?


A - Dangerous visions

Q. What don't you want when you're driving?

A. I'm ready!

Q - Big Ears smiled to himself as his friend got out of his red and yellow car and bent over. He had actually said "I'm Noddy", but what did Big ears think he said?

(NB as PC plod aproaches this time it is clear that Big ears will be doing 15-20 in Elevonworth and won't be able to pin it on those pesky goblins this time!!!)

A - pick up the soap

Q - What did Lady Macbeth wish she had done?



A - Nutty as a fruitcake.

Q - how would you describe alspals69?

A - sticky fingers