I just bought some Victoria's Secret stock and I want to be sure they're profitable.

This underwear was so damned expensive, I couldn't afford the rest of the outfit to wear with it....

or

Is it me, or is it chilly in here?

Actually... to one particular co-worker I would say...

"You know that cockring you mentioned you keep in your medicine cabinet? Well... lets get out of here and put it to good use!". LOL... oh.. as you can tell... I have thought about it.. believe me... I so absolutely would love that.

"Morning, have you ever had one of those dreams where?..........oh shit"
or
"You know, nothing exciting ever happens around here"
or
"What? Have I got ketchup on my face again?"
or
"Bet your weekend wasn't as good as mine!"
or
"I've said it before and I'll say it again, I could never be hypnotised!"
or
"I know what you're all thinking......but I just don't feeling like wearing my name badge today"
or maybe even
"I'm guessing Kinky Kath was my Secret Santa!"

I better stop now I'm putting far too much thought into this! :D:D

That's the last time I get dressed in the dark.

Honest guys, I have no idea how this happened!

Has anyone seen my shoes?

The memo said to dress casual on Friday.

:telephone

My boss said come as you are, we need you now.

:teleport:

Of course I do work in a 911 station.

That was the one I thought of too. :D

I know, I know...I look ridiculous, but I had to wear the flats with it because I couldn't figure out how the f*** to shift with the stiletto's on! :hot:

I guess I'll never forget the night I can't remember?

Holy crap!

"I'm going to a Rocky Horror Party after work and don't have time to change." Unfortunately, working in those platforms that Frankenfurter wears would be interesting.

"No, for Halloween, I dress up as *you*!"