PF and I are in regular contact because we're both miserable fucks and hate each other so we call/IM etc. to insult each other.

We talk about the weather before we begin the verbal abuse. We ALWAYS have the same weather but for some reason the old bastard was sweltering today & we had an overcast, cloudy day.

I will allow him to tell you all how I truly am the Wicked Witch of North. ROFL Those weather choopers, shit! ROFL ROFL OMGGGGGG

I use her for daily shadow boxing practice. :whack:

Today the Wicked Witch of the North is telling me it’s cool and rainy across the lake as I sit in 95°F temps with 90% humidity. I know it’s just another feeble attempt to harass. Before she gets her daily humiliation and thrashing, I tell her to take care of the puppy that has to put up with her and please walk the poor beast. :D

Within 30 minutes the temp has dropped 20°F and wind gusts of 70 mph are throwing planes around at our lakefront airport. I should have warned the local authorities that the flying monkeys had been turned lose once again. The rest of the evening has been spent with flash-flood, storm and tornado warnings beeping and crisscrossing the TV screen. :mad: (good thing it wasn’t Red Green night or I would have had to do something about her play :bite: )

















(how do you like that version? ;) )
:rofl:

Update:
 

I’ve had flashing lights all night and now the nightly news tells me there are 38,000 homes without power in the area.


I told them “Steph DID IT!!”






PS
(I just saw on the news, one of the planes that was trashed belongs to the nextdoor neighbor kid that grew up with mine and is one of my grandkids god parents) :yikes: Boy! Am I going to tell HIM who's fault this was!

OMG...you people crack me up...even at this ungodly hour of the morning!

I'm up this early cause of the weather. I'm working from 3am till 1:15pm so as not to stay in the building as the temp. rises throughout the day.

Yesterday it was 97f...with a heat index of 105f.

Humidity is at 95% and the cicadas have given up trying to dry their wings!

How hot is it? Shit ain't funny anymore, last week my guitar player, a contractor by trade, literally passed out from heat exhaustion after helping a crew unload a few hundred board feet of lumber for a deck...then Saturday #1 son had the parameds called out after he nearly passed out walking back to his gf's house after spending a few hours at the pool...gp is 51, son is 22, so both old & young are suffering from this crap...fortunately, they say the cold front that's tearing up planes at PF's airport is heading this way Wed....altho I'm not sure I want the flying monkeys that go with it ;)

And you continue to mess with me why?





















:rofl: scotz

OMG!!! ROFLMAOPMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We have just got done with 2 weeks worth of high 90's and 100 degree weather with very high humidity. The farmers around are sobbing in their fields in hopes that what little moisture their tears will provide will be enough to save their crops...

The night before last, we had some very major storms....(didn't see any flying monkeys - they must have been let loose closer to Ohio lol) lots of high winds, and heavy rains. The farmer's called it a million dollar rain!

We now have very nice temps... lower 70's with nice breeze... tonight the low is going to be 55.. :D :D !!!!

I guess it didn't curdle.. it just burned... :p

Would you believe 80 with about 5% humidity every day this week in Seattle? Sorry folks - but these winers around here are complaining how hot it is! See what I have to put up with? Someone come rescue me and take me where it is really HOT! :sun:

No, the humidity is not high at all... but you're downplaying the temps. It's been upper 80's. Sure, there's many places in the country that are WAY hotter, but they are normally hot. Upper 80's temps are not normal around here and it's uncomfortable. Uncomfortable people whine. I'm quite happy that we don't have the humidity and extreme temps here.