Anytime darlin. ;)

What is this "having sex" thing that you're all taking about?

It's been too long :bang:

:sperm: It's where your dick gets all hard and you start twitching when you poke it in a hole and stuff cums out of the end of your dick. :p
ROFLMAO :D :whack:

Why don't you come too? I am sure we can dream *something* up to do together. ;)

Well, I must say, that sounds like a great idea. :-) Whoever came up with it was a genius!
:boink: :sex:

Be careful what you wish for lil lady. I have relatives that live up there. ;)

Err, I think the answer's both "yes" and "no" for me. When I first discovered its joys, I did it every day, then I got older it would be every couple of days or so. But after discovering sex as well, I'll go in spells, sometimes it'll be every night for 3 or 4 days, then be happy for a week without it.

But when I know my S/O is coming around, I'll go without for a week or so, like this week for example, I'm holding off until Friday night as she's coming over for the whole weekend. I'll just be climbing the walls by Thursday then..! So no teasing Pashkin before then, please don't.....

Hehehe...ok...no teasing you then...well maybe just a little!:devilish:

Do I need to hose you kids down!! I will!!:wiggles:

You're going to, aren't you? I can see you won't be able to resist, just to see what happens... To quote Austin Powers, "oh behaaaaave..."

You are heading straight for a spank bottom!

:d

I don't think the frequency of my masturbating has dramatically changed due to intercourse. When the mood strikes, I will pleasure myself. I think the only thing that makes me hold off is when I know I'm gonna go down on Mrs. WI after cumming inside of her. For that...I want a big, juicy load. ;)

Well what can I say to that???

Really?...Thanks for clearing that up...LMAO @ CGT :p :D :spank: I get the feeling i might get one of these.. My only question is..what makes it get all hard... :halo: