I'll take care of that for our ladies. :drool:

3 Rules of Life
 

There are only three rules to a happy life:

1.Don't sweat the small shit

2.Everything IS small shit

and rule number three -

Never eat anything bigger than your own head....

Don't feed marshmallows to a bear by clenching them between your teeth and leaning to his face!

You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd!

If wishes were horses, beggars would ride!



My parents (mostly mom) were sorta pessimistic...wouldn't you say?

Most recent lesson~

Getting married in Vegas is WAAAAY too easy! ;)