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TinTennessee

09-14-2004 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wyndhy

OH NO TT! now they know we're onto there sly ways and it was so much fun letting them think they had us all fooled :D

Shhhh Wyn, I won't tell if you won't! lol

wyndhy

09-14-2004 09:40 PM

too late...the cat's outa the bag now. i guess we'll just have to settle for being able to have multiple orgasms :p

Steph

09-15-2004 12:16 AM

And from my almost two years of working for a dating company, I would just like to say that the men with the most charming profiles are the crudest, rudest, foulest SOBs when they're dealing with the employees of the site.

Let's all go out and meet the man of our dreams, people! :D

Belial

09-15-2004 12:27 AM

Nightmares are kinds of dreams, Steph :p

Oldfart

09-15-2004 12:41 AM

There was a great line from a TV show.

Woman "Haven't you ever used sex to get what you want?"

Man "But sex IS what we want!"

Seriously, people who need to pretend to be other than they are to attract the other sex

normally won't last long here.

Catch22

09-15-2004 01:53 AM

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Originally Posted by TinTennessee

I may be slow but damn if I haven't finally figured it out! The reason men put in their profiles that they enjoy...long walks on the beach, candlelit dinners and good movies is ..........

If they put what they really enjoyed....Beer, scratching their ass and watching football, they would never find a woman!

Then again, if I see a man's profile that says he enjoys the walks on the beach at sunset, etc...I'm usually thinking..what stupid bitch is gonna actually believe that?

Just felt like sharing... :wine:

I walk along the beach till I find some topless teenage girls!

Catch22

09-15-2004 03:41 AM

I have had on a proflie for a net dating site that: Must like long walks. (Because I don't have a car!)

Ranger1930

09-15-2004 03:48 AM

I just think its great..

I mean now.. they've finally figured it "all" out..

I can sit back and watch the show..

never know.. maybe in a couple months they'll really start to figure out the things we say... hehe

think we are freaks now.. just wait till you really get inside our heads..

Catch22

09-15-2004 03:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kathy1

:cheers: .....yep, know exactly what ya mean....i think i've finally deciphered all that BS tho....it's a type of shorthand....here's my interpretations:

loves long walks on the beach really means>>>> walk this way, i've already scouted out a secluded spot, we can have sex

loves candlelight dinners and wine, really means>>>> i'm schmoozing and i'm gonna get you drunk, we can have sex

loves to cuddle and just watch tv, really means>>>>> we can have sex

anybody else got any other good ideas for all that dribble they spout?

No, candlelight dinner means i need you to pay my power bill!

Ranger1930

09-15-2004 04:02 AM

hehe.. either what catch22 said... or.. there's non broke lazy man's version

damn i wish she'd turn the fucking lights on.....

kathy1

09-15-2004 04:06 AM

"think we are freaks now.. just wait till you really get inside our heads.."<<<<< ranger1930

can i just get in your pants, instead? :slurp:

BigBear57

09-15-2004 04:31 AM

So that's why my ads went to hell, I actually put the truth in 'em. Somebody shoulda told me.

Steph

09-15-2004 04:54 AM

Stop yer whining! :)

PM me your profile and I'll edit it. People, this is my job.

People have dissed this scene on Pixies but I read so many of these! I'll edit it for you. It's not rocket science, as we say.

Leave the brutal truth for the third date.

TinTennessee

09-15-2004 05:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Catch22

I have had on a proflie for a net dating site that: Must like long walks. (Because I don't have a car!)

Finally, the truth comes out!! rofl

BigBear57

09-15-2004 05:08 AM

I think my problem is image related. With the long hair some see me one way and when we meet the image isn't what they expect. I met one just a couple of weeks ago and damn I was impressed but unfortunately she wasn't. Shit happens. I'm giving the ad thing a rest.

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