For me the other 9 months still make the 3 bad ones a year worth it.

TOO funny. :grin:

I had considered making up one of our maps with all the Pixie location numbers whirling around Orlando like a miniature solar system with The Mouse as the sun

But after consideration, I thought I’d leave that up to a Flyridan to do.:D

if you make one up PF I want I want iT

I know the expense is nothing compared tothe people who have lost their homes or Goddess forbid their family members BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT...


I have spent $300 on shit like batteries, matches, water, & canned soup in the past 2 days. Just think of how many sex toys I could have gotten with that :we need a masturbation smiley:

Perhaps those in Florida need to take a lesson from some of the nut jobs in Montana, like the Freeman and other anti-government groups, being prepared ahead of time. There homes are fortesses stocked and prepared for seiges that could last months.--AHHAHA!

But I did design a hurrican proof house--2' thick walls of re-inforced concret--6" thick steel and concret roof--sliding T-1 steel shutters (garage door functioning remote control)--300 gallon diesel fuel tank feed electrical generator. This type of house is surrounded buy a 8' hardened burm with 100 gallon/minute water pumps (x2) independantly powered with a flood gate.

Well I know this style (hurrican bunker home) will not be popular but at least it will piss off your neighbors with this ugly fortress on the block :trout:

I never want to live in that much fear. It's not living, it's merely surviving.

ROFL

:would love a pot-smoking one, too:

We already have one. ;)

30 Things Hurricanes Teach Us

1. An oak tree on the ground looks four times bigger than it did standing up.

2. Even after all these years it is still nice to spend time with Col.
Mustard in the ballroom with the lead pipe.

3. When house hunting look for closets with lots of leg room.

4. Water from the shower is much colder than water from the kitchen
sink--and tastes just as bad.

5. AA, C and D are the only alphabet we need (batteries).

6. The four-way stop is still an ingenious re-flection of civility.

7. Radio can be the best way to watch tele-vision.

8. Chain-saw wielding men are nothing to be afraid of.

9. SUV's are the best makeshift tents on the market.

10. You can use your washing machine as a cooler.

11. It's your God given right to sit on your back porch and eat
Chinese takeout by candlelight in your underwear.

12. We shouldn't complain about "useless" tools in the garage-- we
actually DO need a genera-tor.

13. You can' t spell "priceless" without I-C-E.

14. Downed power lines make excellent security systems.

15. Lakes can generate waves.

16. Gasoline is a value at any price.

17. Cell phones: Breaking up isn't hard to do.

18. The life blood of any disaster recovery is COFFEE.

19. The need for your dog to go out and take care of business is
inversely proportional to the severity of the storm.

20. Candlelight is better than Botox--- it takes years off your appearance.

21. Air Conditioning: BEST INVENTION EVER!

22. Water is a comfort food. But 3-day-old Cheetos are too.

23. Shadow animals on the wall---still fun.

24. No matter how hard the wind blows, road-side campaign signs will survive.

25. You should never admit to having power at your house in the
presence of co-workers or neighbors who do not.

26. There's a plus to having NOTHING in the refrigerator.

27. Getting through the day should be an Olympic event.

28. The movie theater can be a most pleasant place, even if the
feature is Alien vs. Predator.

29. Somebody's got it worse.

30. Somebody's got it better. Obviously, they're getting preferential treatment.

LMAO :D


11. It's your God given right to sit on your back porch and eat
Chinese takeout by candlelight in your underwear.... and look at your house........................ across the street. :eek:



;)

That was hysterical, Tess. You remind me of my Californian friends. "Yeah, ok, earthquakes, but have you SEEN the view?!?"

May you all keep your sense of humor through this season of storms.

G