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mcjim623 08-04-2004 11:13 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by scotzoidman
Which brings up the age-old question:

If a man is alone in the woods, & his wife isn't there to correct him, is he still wrong?


The correct answer is

a) I'm sorry.
b) I'm sorry. (hands her flowers)
c) I'm sorry. (gives her jewelry)
d) I'm sorry. (takes off his clothes, climbs into the restraints, and presents himself for discipline)
e) all of the above (except for D, that one if for Lilith)

One of the trees will mention it in front of its wife tree, and then the phone calls will begin, and yup, you are still wrong.

McJim

osuche 08-04-2004 11:17 PM

Someone has you VERY well-trained. ROFLMAO.

Vurginne 08-05-2004 06:05 PM

Oh my gosh! That's terrible! No wonder the poor man's in shock. I would be too. Ever since high school I've been terrified of chain saws! Now this clinches it. Paranoia has fully set in.

Oldfart 08-06-2004 01:21 PM

If he fell off a ladder and the chainsaw hit her about the head, it may well have had enough

momentum to kill her without the actual chain doing any damage.


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