LOL @ PF!!! We say to the kids...

"Were you born in a barn?"

Couldn't carry a tune in a bucket!

So dumb he couldn't pour piss out of a boot with directions written on the bottom.

That boy has got a kink in his slinky

lmao...i keep thinkin of more like...he's dumber than a two dollar box o' rocks

Thas as thick as pig shit!

It wo funny as fuck!

Gerrint piss oil.

A trio of fine Yorkshire phrases with an attempt at writing the Yorkshire dialect.

Finer than frogs hair, split three ways...lol

Ugly as the North end of a South bound cow.

Re: Interesting Regional Slang
 

LOL I always heard the variation, "I wouldn't piss in his ear if his brains were on fire!"

I once said to my boss of a co-worker, (the company idiot) "he couldn't find his ass with both hands & a road map"

wife (the country girl) says, "as full of shit as a Christmas turkey"

"He's about a half bubble off level"

couple normal ones

not the sharpest tool in the shed

few bricks shy of a load.


And the most common one around our shop area here is a classic.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Work is a four-letter word.

I'm so hungry, my stomach thinks my throat's been cut...lol

TinTennessee

I have been known to say of a certain ex-Boss,

I would piss on him if he was on fire, just not enough to put him out.

rainin like a cow pissin on a flat rock
(heavy rain) come a toad strangler
so narrow minded you could look through a keyhole with both eyes