Perhaps Mr Oldfart?

Just a touch of dignity LOL?

OK, just Oldfart.

If the book's about us, let us be us.

Let's rent a bus and all go on the book signing tour?

If the thought is to conceal who we are in real life, you should use something less known for me like Robert Flannery. :rolleyes:

I want to be known as Brett Walker so I can have the same name as the main character in a science fiction novel I am working on.

although i doubt anything i've ever done is worthy of the written word, i'd like to just be me...er...i mean wyndhy.

but your friend, though, a voyer who doesnt' like to look, just listen (what would you call that?...an auditoyer?) :D now she sounds interesting. maybe you should write a book, or a story, about her.

Bond...James Bond...


Hell, no one in the real world would believe the side I show here...

Um, but my nick is in no way an attempt to hide who I am. Anybody who knows anything about me knows that.

Exactly. ^^^ They'll *never* figure out it's me...unless you include a picture section. :D

^----- THAT picture should be on the cover. :lust:

And don't think I don't thank the heavens for that every day!

lmao @ Steph!

Hmmmm... I guess I could be Assmaster... or Analman... or Buttlover... or Chili-Mac :p... or how about...

Lilith's Favorite Boy Toy! Is that being to presumptuous???

Alright... better just leave me as Aqua. :jedi:

*jots down* Lilith's ManWhore:p

Well shit! There goes my idea!^^^ :p

Tell ya what Lilith, you know my real name...use that. I like getting credit where credit is due. :)

wildirish, dumbass, some goofball on the internet, or balding skinny white boy.

I have a feeling people will know who I am regardless of what you call me. ha ha