Oh sure, take my side.

Don't let me fool you. I charmed the pants off of myself when I first got to know me, but then I began to see the real me....

OH thank you so much for the warning!!!!! Man, I am glad you told me ahead of time.

I know!! Those pants came off an I scared the hell out of myself!!!

OH STOP IT

Would that be self-restraint? ...and if so, would I be into that?

you tell me.....what if i told you we have 68% love????

I'd tell you to add 1. :D

I'm getting a 28% love for us... weird huh? Perhaps there is hope for me and myself. Better yet, maybe a threesome? ;)

YEAH good idea........ man you are smart!!!!