This one reminds me of an ex-girlfriend

I Care by Al Bundy

When hooters jiggle around and I find nickels on the ground I care.
When a Mustang engine purrs and the bathroom is not hers I care.
When the pitcher's on the mound and the wife is underground I care.
But when I've been playing this for days I will kill anyone who stays. I swear!

I scribbled the first bits of something I was writing to be goofy and stopped where the writing is black. My 11 year old daughter found it and finished it with the writing that is blue.


Your body is gorgeous.
Your mind is wonderous.
I love you more than I can describe
with a word that ends in "ous".

I looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove you!

:rofl:

:rofl:

She is darlin' precious cute!

I'm sure I'll hear her singing it in the shower soon. lol

Very cute, what a smart girl you have WI!

\I like this

Here's a poem I love, just wish I could get close enough to give a kiss to the guy I'm thinking of so he could say ... "fzzy kissed me!" :)

Jenny Kissed Me
by Leigh Hunt


Jenny kissed me when we met,
Jumping from the chair she sat in.
Time, you thief! who love to get
Sweets into your list, put that in.
Say I'm weary, say I'm sad;
Say that health and wealth have missed me;
Say I'm growing old, but add-
Jenny kissed me!

LOL ... and after he says "fzzy kissed me!" then maybe this could happen:

By Emily Dickinson

Wild nights! Wild nights!
Were I with thee,
Wild nights should be
Our luxury!

Futile the winds
To a heart in port,
Done with the compass,
Done with the chart.

Rowing in Eden!
Ah! the sea!
Might I but moor
To-night in thee!