You have made 26 gallons and 216.980504 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 1.3866666666667 football fields!
You have killed approximately 898,560,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 4992 kittens.

where do you find this stuff - its great!

You have made 24.375 gallons and 203.4192225 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 1.7333333333333 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,123,200,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 6240 kittens.


That sure is alot of little kitties........lol

Wow, Sharni, 8 footbal fields.................. Imprressive amount to swallow..

i dont remember what to say...... because you all counted on mine.

Well... at least I'm not the worst self abuser... :D

You have made 27.083333333333 gallons and 226.02135833333 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 2.8888888888889 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,872,000,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 10400 kittens.

Anyone want to fill a swimming pool?

LOL@SuzyQ...

That would be just a little bit thick to swim in... :D

You have made 12.796875 gallons and 106.7950918125 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 91 yards.
You have killed approximately 589,680,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 3276 kittens.



I blame my youth and busy lifestyle :D

CasperTG

You have made 19.296875 gallons and 161.0402178125 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 1.3722222222222 football fields!
You have killed approximately 889,200,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 4940 kittens.

Damn..I GOTTA find another hobby!...LOL

You have made 20.3125 gallons and 169.51601875 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 1.4444444444444 football fields!
You have killed approximately 936,000,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 5200 kittens.

You have made 35.546875 gallons and 296.6530328125 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 2.5277777777778 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,638,000,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 9100 kittens.

Damn, didn't realize the stats! Have to work harder to catch up to others!

I cannot believe I am responding to this thread but here goes...
 

You have made 11.578125 gallons and 96.6241306875 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!

If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 82.333333333333 yards.

You have killed approximately 533,520,000,000 little swimmers.

You have killed 2964 kittens.


:rolleyes:



rabbit

You have made 39 gallons and 325.470756 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 2.7733333333333 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,797,120,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 9984 kittens.

Next time someone says I'm a great big wanker, I'll have to agree!
What is it with the kittens? or am I too innocent to know?