If I wasnt so turned on I would take offense to that.

:clown:

Pulling the goalie

Wacking the Weed

Paying homage to Rosie and her sisters

taming the monster?

or in some cases taming the flea... LOL

Feeding the chickens :)

Don't forget the old classics...

jacking off and jilling off

turning japanese

Going Han Solo

loping the mule

knock the snot out of tommy

i can't spell

Choking the chicken

what about - for women only:

"playing with the man in the boat"

tickle the pickle
launch the rocket
play pocket pool
shine the pole

Well, here's the ultimate list (I would think)

[link]http://www.worldwidewank.com/synonyms2.html[/link]

Some of my favorites from this site...

Wringing the weasel
Waving the Magic Wand
Visiting Old Faithful


Damn... too many good ones to list here!