Confucius say..."Woman who sit on Judges' lap, get honorable discharge"

If at first you don't succeed, blame someone else.

Also applicable for travellers,

Do not eat the yellow snow.

If it sounds too good to be true...

It usually is!

You should never read a book by its' cover

"Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes the bar eats you."
-The Big Lebowski

"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened." - Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

The universe was made when God sneezed and we fear the coming of the great handkerchief!
"Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy."