Have slept with my brother or father *LOL*

be afraid to experiment

have all her marbles.

Oh...and she MUST not have a poor attitude!

Have skid-marks in his underwear.

It's the curry!

LMFAO:D

Must not check a guys underwear for skid-marks!

withhold the truth from me.

no indifference

withold his affection and attention from me

be afraid to have fun.

refuse to try to understand me.

compare my kissing technique to her brother's.

At least then you know where she has been... *shrugs*

.......give me a "dutch oven" every night! (I'll explain that if necessary....but it has nothing to do with an appliance!

And speaking of appliances......

......give me an appliance as a gift...(ie: vacuum cleaner for Christmas)!

And speaking of bad habits (oh....shaddup..I needed a seque!)

......chew tobacco and want a romantic movie kiss!

......pee all over the toilet seat!

......fart in a classy restaraunt and blame it on me (out loud....the farting and the blaming)!

......leave a bathroom after his morning/afternoon/evening constitutional and NOT wash his hands!

I guess I'll stop there or I could be here all evening!

*Please don't think I don't realize this question is about sex......but I couldn't think of a "must not" for that!*